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“If she hates the coffee so bad, why does she keep coming back? If she lives I might kill her myself to have one less pain in the ass.”

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G: Sir, this is a coffee shop.

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G: Favorite? Ha, funny. I’m not fickle enough to have “favorites.”

(A/N: It’s caramel mocha with extra whipped cream and added chocolate drizzle.)

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G: Yes, yes, I’ll get to you, thank you…

G: Of course they know I’m also St. Gabriel’s pastor. Little hard to blend in when you look like this, and unlike the others I can’t just change this face like you’d change your clothes.

G: And look. I don’t care how people are spending their money here as long as I’m getting paid.

G: If someone wants the liquid equivalent of a bullet to the heart, then fine. You bought it, I make it, the end.

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S: Uh, Gabriel…we got another complaint from that 14 espresso shot lady. She’s blaming us for ending up in the ER again-

G: GOOD. I hope that witch dies this time.