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force0fchaos
10 months ago

Spoiled Milk (voiced by Jeaney Collects on YT)

[Comic version below! For easier reading and details or smth]

[Sleepover at Tenma's] 🌟 Hey. 🌟 I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water... 🤖 (idk find out) 🎈 (fufu) 🍬 (ooh!) ——— [SFX: ssssssssss]
——— 🌟 My cereal is LOUD. [SFX: sssss ssssss] 🌟 and it's demanding to know WHY 🌟 I would sin against BOTH nature and god so thoughtlessly 🍬 How does it taste? 🍬 (Can I try??) 🎈 (Maybe it's better you don't, Emu)
🌟 ... 🤖🎈🍬 ... 🌟 ... Bad. 🎈 The fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. 🎈 And carbonic acid is — as an acid — sour 🍬 (*nod nod*) 🤖 (And you couldn't have stopped him if you knew all this??) 🎈 By adding milk to sour water, you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk 🎈 (congrats!)
🎈 so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is— 🎈 Not Great (TM) 🎈 (pfff—) 🌟 I have mastered the potion— 🌟 ☆ INSTANT SPOILED MILK ☆
🌟 — therefore warning the rank of — 🌟 ☆ SHITTIEST ALCHEMIST CURRENTLY ALIVE ☆ 🌟 (thank you, Emu) 🤖 (Is that something to be proud of?) 🎈 (Fufu, a failed alchemist? That sounds like a fun show~)
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