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Anyone else have complicated feelings about the fanon interpretations of 2P!Hetalia??? It's love-hate

guys I did not make the original image don't kill me

~Gladly my dear anon, thank yoy for your patience~

{Canada x florist Reader }

Matthew wasn’t really known for being the romantic type, more so everyone just forgot he existed or if they did recognize him, they just saw him as being the calmer version of his brother. Matthew himself just excepted that he was always going to be either mistaken for his brother or be in his shadow. Deep down, he was angry about the lack of attention but then again, he found peace and tranquility in being a wallflower.

All until she came into his life.

He had been sent by his boss to the local flower shop to get a bouquet for a meeting that he had order beforehand. All in all, it was just another erran for his boss that day.

‘Erran-boy-Matthew’ walked into the small pleasant shop when the smell of fresh flowers were thrown at him all at once. It acted like the calm before the storm in a stressful day of running around getting things his boss demanded of him. It made him physically relax with the calm atmosphere that this small shop held.

“May I help you sir?”

Matthew jumped back being thrown out of his thoughts, looking to the side to see the supposed employee of the store. Nothing spectacular really, dressed in business casual with an apron with the stores label on it. He wasn’t startled by their presence alone, it was that they noticed him!

Him!

Canada, Matthew Williams!

They noticed him!

“Umm, sir?”

His heart was going a mile a minute that he didn’t notice that he was staring at them. Straightening himself up he quickly responded,

“Oh, yes, uh, hi I’m here to pick up a bouquet under the name ‘maple’.”

“Ah yes, I’ll go and grab it for you sir.”

His heart felt as if it was going to break out of his chest from how hard it was beating, it almost hurt, but he didn’t want the feeling to go away either! He had felt to starved of affection that even the bare minimum of noticing him felt as if he had just been proposed too!

But as they turned and disappeared behind the back doors he felt a sudden coldness come over him. The warmth in his chest turned freezing standing alone in the store. He felt a want, no a need for their affection, their acknowledgment for his presence again! He needed it more than anything else!

They returned shortly holding a neatly tied together bouquet of flowers in their arms, only then did Matthew see how interesting they were. They had a certain look to them that made them unique! Their hair, their face, the way they held themselves up, they way they walked, the way-

“Sir? Did you hear me?”

Oh. He was staring again.

“Oh yes! Thank you again.” As he reached out to grab the bouquet, their fingers touching ever so slightly made the Canadians face blush a light pink. He wanted to talk more with them, wanted to know their name at least, but the sudden buzz from his phone made him realize why he was here in the first place.

He quickly tipped them and left the store in a hurry back to his boss. All the while thinking of ways to meet them again. Maybe on his day off, or coming back to get flowers.

He wanted so much to be with you again, to talk to you again, he needed to!

He would meet his flower again, that he would make sure of.

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turned into a vent/ comfort and not that Yandere, but mmmmmm-

brain empty- ~~~

All the words just seemed to be colliding with each other at this point, or it was Matthews fatigue that was making it harder for him to concentrate on his work.

This past week was especially hard on the poor Canadian as working with managers and politicians was just becoming tiresome and draining to his mental as the week progressed ever so slowly.

He was almost at his breaking point when he felt familiar arms wrap themselves around his neck, their head resting upon his messy unkept blond locks.

“Matthew why are you still working in here, have you not seen the time? Why don’t you take a break dear and sleep?”

Ahh, there it was. The calm in the storm.

Their voice was like honey to his ears, so soothing and delicious; he could listen to it all day if not for the ever so growing pile of papers on his desk. Leaning back into their touch Matthew could only let out a sign as his beloved began to message the knots in his shoulders away.

“I’m afraid that I can’t maple, I have to get this done before anything.”

He didn’t mean for his voice to sound so depressed, but C/n could tell that he was on the verge of falling asleep in their arms, with how his head began to bob, wanting so desperately to sleep.

“That can all wait til tomorrow, your boss is already working you to the bone. You need to ask for a day off or two from this abuse. Remember when this exact thing was happening to me and you demanded that I take a break? You need to start listening to yourself sometimes.”

They left little room for protesting, they were always stubborn when things like work were involved. He should know, he was their husband after all.

It had only been a year after their alliance as countries became a union between them. That has been the happiest day of his entire long life, getting to see everyone so happy for them. France and England didn’t even fight for an entire hour which was a miracle in of itself. Alfred actually noticed him for once too, but he could care less if he was being honest. All his attention was on you after all.

Just thinking about that day, you in your best outfit along with the setting and everything, he started to relax to the point where he didn’t notice himself nodding off and you beginning to put away the papers in his desk.

He could only lean into you more as he felt you pull him up from his chair and lead him back to your shared bedroom. The comfort of the blankets ready to wrap around and welcome the two do you in their warm embrace.

Maybe he did need some time off.

And some sleep.

Yeah..~

I actually have headcanons that the countries can’t have children with another country. If they try the possibility of them getting pregnant low and even lower for the baby to live during the pregnancy and after, so it would be near impossible for a fem nation to bare 8. So in theory if a fem country got pregnant all the other countries would react like:

“😎...😃🕶🤏 wtf”

And this kinda bleeds into my other headcanons about America’s states and I guess other provinces/parishes. I only see Two states having personifications, Alaska and Texas (totally no bias since it’s my home state) and I can explain my reasonings for that in a later post if someone requests it.

Also It just doesn’t make sense for the reader to give birth to states that already exist, like why are they just now getting personifications. Just my thoughts. Also I’ll just change the prompt to them reacting to a political marriage to the nation reader~

*Also I had to shorten the responses since my original writings were to long to fit in a post*

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~America, Canada, France Political marriage with Country!Reader~

-America-

Alfred will be thrilled in the prospect of forming a union with your country through thmis marriage! It was never up to debate whether or not you were going to say yes to it, and with your boss was already pressuring you to agree with it left no room for you to decline the offer. The wedding would be a spectacular event and it would be broadcasted on national television in both of your countries for all citizens to see (all of them making it a national holiday)! He'll see the event as tieing you down with him in a way that you can't escape from, and even if you where to physically escape him, it wouldn't change the fact that you two are still in a union and 'married'. It's just all working in his favor~

-Canada-

The idea of forming a Union with you would send butterflies to his stomach as he tries to wrap his head around you actually becoming his, and through marriage at that! He would ask you if you wanted to have a wedding or not since in these scenarios, political wedding were just for the cameras, he would be fine with both. If you chose to not have a physical wedding, that's ok, he wasn't one for the cameras anyways and he would help you start moving in with him in the meanwhile. If you wanted one he can't help but feel overjoyed that you would want this, he would be a nervous reck all the way up until the wedding day where he gets to gaze at you walk down the isle in your suit/dress. It would almost be so blissful that he could believe and maybe trick you into thinking that this is a normal relationship. Just living in the moment dancing with you, finally having you to himself.

-France-

He would almost faint when he gets the news from his boss that he would be marring you in a sign to show your union together. He would view this being the most intimate thing he could do with you (besides if he's lucky to share a bed with you your wedding night~), and would be so happy to be able to share this moment with you. He would design the entire wedding almost like a fairytale ending, where the prince gets his lover to live happily ever after with him. He would almost be showering you with affection and words of love (in his language and yours) the entire day.

wow it’s not something nordic related

i thought these outfits were really cute and couldn’t resist ><

When America and Canada were kids living with England, Iggy would tell them bedtime stories.

Robin Hood would be their favorite, America’s especially. The brothers would wander the forest pretending to be Robin and Little John.

They still do this today, bringing in Vietnam and Ukraine and whoever else decides to join them

I drew another Canada/ Mathew 🇨🇦 from Hetalia! I tried to be accurate in the uniform 😄

Inspiration:

My fanart of Canada from Hetalia!

Inspiration:

His hair was SO DIFFICULT!

Anyone want some kitties?

Introducing my neko!canada and neko!america designs since the canon ones couldn’t quite satisfy me

I love these puffballs

Welp, seems like my first post on this damned site is a shitty prucan sketch. Enjoy, u thirsty fuckers

Some headcanons for America/Canada

• He is fluent in almost every language and his pronunciation is perfect.

•Canada is the only one who knows this. He also knows that America never speaks the languages because no matter what the other countries will insult him on anything and everything he does. Canada knows it affects America a lot, but he pretends it doesn’t. The “Hero” personality is mostly a front in many ways.

•Among the languages America uses regularly is ASL. America unconsciously signs when his emotions are extreme, good or bad, and on occasion when he’s in deep thought. He likes to sign along to songs. He doesn’t really notice he’s doing it.

•Canada is fluent in ASL. He can gauge his brothers mood based on this.

•They use ASL to communicate when they don’t want the other countries to know what they’re talking about. (It drives the other countries absolutely crazy.)

•If you ask America what his favorite movie is he’ll say Captain America (anything Marvel actually) or The Princess Bride. His real favorite movies are, Saving Mr. Banks, Steel Magnolias, Lilo and Stitch, and Up. He will never admit to liking those movies or to having seen any of them.

•America suffers from BPD, ADHD, BP-2. He’s lived with it his whole life. He learned early on how to hide it and lives by the motto “Fake it til you make it.” That’s why his “hero” persona seems forced sometimes. (Only England and Canada know about this. They don’t really talk about it. America doesn’t know that they know.)

•America loves that he now has a friend group! The Awesome trio just goofs around and just has fun together.

•America’s favorite person to spend time with is England. He will drop everything or bail on any other plans he has in order to spend some time with England.

•He doesn’t express his emotions well and doesn’t really know how to tell the people in his life that he loves them. He tries to do acts of kindness to show how much he cares.

•Affection is his love language. Loves hugs and cuddles ect. But only does that with people he loves and trusts completely. (England, Canada, Japan)

I have more but I will save those for another day.

*As a side note, the ASL stuff is actually something I do and those disorders I listed are my own diagnoses. If you read about them or you look up common symptoms, you’ll get why I picked them for him, or at least I hope you will.