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I was making me some regular-ass fanart and then I realised I had hit the peak of my entire career...

This crack ship has consumed my every waking moment

Let me know if you can’t read the words and I’ll drop a transcript.

JUMPSCARE!!!!!

WWAAAAHHHHH SCARY (˚☐˚”)/ !!!!!!!!!!! THEYRE SO CUTE IN UR STYLE

One interesting detail I've noticed up in them thar hills is there's a surprising number of dudes that casually walk around with knives on their belt. Well, surprising in relation to an urban area. Dudes that have open carry knives in urban areas have multitools and are geardos. Here, it's because it goes on with the pants. And I'm all for this. I get to have my knife on me and not feel like I have to keep it secret.

Sharpfingers, Buck 110s, Schrade Old Timers, and Walmart knockoffs seem to be the most popular. Multitools like a Leatherman or Gerber seem popular with the fishermen and actual farmers.

Ooh I have to start doing this, I have some random ass fandoms in my back pocket

New fandom concept--- Fic Feature Fridays. On this day (any Friday you feel like it), you post a link to a fic you want to spread visibility to/think more people should read. There is ONE (1) rule: the fic must not have been posted or updated within the last year. The fic can be yours or anyone else's, have any number of kudos or views (tho boosting more obscure fics is encouraged), be any ship, etc. You don't have to write a short review of it or why you suggest it if you don't want to. The goal of this day is only to appreciate and give love to older fics that might get lost amongst the crowd.

CASTING CALL: Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply

*unpaid*

Welcome wanderers & wonder-seekers, strangers &star-gazers! Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply is a connected anthology of carnival horror.

VAs of all experience levels encouraged to audition!

Auditions open from March 3 to 8am Pacific March 17.

This may explain why I have so much crap in my purse.  "As the designated Mom Friend, I'm required to carry tissues, pens, a pocket knife, a mirror, a sewing kit, bandages, a tape measure, scratch paper, an eyeglasses repair kit, and matches at all times in case of emergency."

Mom Friend

Ok but imagine how the aliens would react to the idea of the “mom friend”. Like the crew is losing their mind over the fact their human is reckless, doing so many dangerous things that would have killed any other race but of course it’s fine because it’s a human and those things are so hard to kill anyway.

The only planet that is a danger to a human is the one it came from.

So when the human-Kat comes into the control room with that adorable hopeful face a lot of the crew members are instantly on guard. The last time Human-Kat had that expression they almost lost Xe'rex to the waves of that one planet that Human-Kat just had to “Surf”.

“Can my friend Lola come meet us for the 34-OJ mission? She’s right in our pathway to that new planet? Please?” Huamn-Kat says and though they want nothing more then to say no, the crew of 626- Launch can’t say anything else other then yes.  They know how humans react when left alone for too long. Humans claim that their greatest criminals are placed in “solitary confinement” as punishment which goes very far to show how much bonds affect their life spans.

Human-Kat needs human interaction to stay alive and sane (or as sane as humans can be)

So the crew  agrees to have Friend-Lola on the voyage, slightly terrified of having two humans. But when the new human arrives it is not what they expected.

“Kat, have you finished your paperwork? Come on man, you know it’s due in like a day. Get on it.”

“Whoa dude, I love you ok. But no. You are not going to go surfing down there. It’s for your own good.”

“Girl you got the promotion?! Yes! Ok Ok! We need to celebrate with girls night in!”

“Hey I have some tissues in my bag somewhere hold on. There ya go.”

“Look at this game I picked up on RE-vr’. It’s just like Cards against Humanity but space!”

“Go. To. Sleep. Kat.”

“Remember that pact we made in high school? The one where I would stop you from doing something that will get you arrested or killed? Yeah well I’m calling it into action and saying that you do not lick anything on a unknown planet!“ 

This Human…holds common sense? That is possible for that race?!

After Friend-Lola leaves they ask Human-Kat about this and she merely laughs while swiping through photographs she had taken with the other human.

“Well Lola is the mom friend.”

And the crew of 626-Luanch are so confused because they have already seen photos of Human-Kat’s birth givers and they look nothing alike not to mention Human-Kat already has a Mom. Do humans have more then one “Mom”?

“Oh you know a mom friend is the one friend in a group that keeps everyone else from dying.” Human-Kat jokes.

But the crew is amazed. They have learn the reason humanity haven’t killed itself off. They send a message to every out post in the area.

If xe have a human on-board make sure that they are accompanied by a Mom Friend. These are the humans in charge of keeping other humans alive and well-behaved. 

Guess who just applied for a Bad Things Happen Bingo Card?

Expect some SERIOUS angst soon :3

I will be reblogging some pride month related posts of mine for the next couple days

*cracks knuckles*

Did someone say...ANGST???

2017 Svidge Celebration Prompts!

Day 1 (October 13th) - Soulmates

Day 2 (October 14th) - Sven’s Reality

Day 3 (October 15th) - [Space] Hospital

Any Day - Angst

Tag @svidgecelebration or use #vldsc2017 and #svidgecelebration2017 so we can reblog your posts! The prompt “Angst” can be used for any day (by itself or in combination with another prompt/request). Requests can also be used as prompts!

I’m WoRkInG oN a LiTtLe SoMeThInG

PlEaSe BeAr wItH mE wHiLe My BrAiN rOtS

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

omg i love this idea, also i need to draw some minecraft fanart cuz like its my life recently

minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.