Your personal Tumblr library awaits
Benjamin Answers - Blog Posts
so why do you eat doors. is there competitive door eating
I don’t rightly know in all fairness. I just know the urge came up after they replaced my original phonehead…. I think….
*benjamin stares off into the distance for a few seconds, almost seeming a bit dazed before he shakes his head and straightens up again with a spring.*
Anyways! Enough about pasts I don’t remember! If anyone is interested I would love to competitively eat doors! *he tilts his head, while it should’ve been a normal motion it just looks…off…* after all…I’m pretty sure I’d win!
Do you get annoyed by anything?
Karens….., and the government…, prying in my past
Further not much pisses me off *benjamin shrugs and continues cleaning the floor with a mop*
Benjamin what would you do if i brought a hostile lizard into your restaurant?
What would you do if I did it back!
In al realness though I love lizards n stuff I probably woulda keep it! Hmmmm maybe turn it in a new attraction but then I’d feel back for the lizard.
I would definitely let it run around for a while to see what happens though!
you drink a cup of tea and say tuesday and water in an accent then you automatically become british
the brutish anon
I don’t think the few tea’s I drink is “qualified as actual tea” to be honest. Atleast in British standards heh. I do got some blue tea what turns purple when you add lemon though!
Besides no offense but I don’t want to be British!
Ah well that’s great to hear my good fellow, it’s been a while since I’ve snacked on something and for the posh British part..honestly I am not aware how but I do believe I’m Colins soul….which is very confusing as the boys says..”groovy” am I saying that right? Groovy?
-Craig who was made Colin’s soul and posh British for fun
So kinda like blackjack? That’s pretty interesting though.
I’m aware on how to separate the soul and body but not how you could mend it if that’s possible. Hmm I probably shouldn’t look into it because I already went kinda far..
But no idea bout the groovy part! I’m not British nor I live there
Hello there
-Craig the now british scuttler
Hello there! Haven’t seen you in a while,….. I was just cleaning some stuff! In the dumpster there may be a limb you can eat or something, I don’t really check them though, not my job.
How’d you turn British though???!
Ooooh monkeys!! I may be busy with _-.. uhhh it doesn’t matter I always have some time! Thank you for your contribution!!
Random question, but is this Netherlands location any different from the one in California that I work at, y'know, the one with the freaky orange guy as my boss- (also sorry to hear about your frog, Void -Lemony)
Well! While it’s still a Freddy’s location I think it’s a lot better than usual! For instance you get paid actual money! And the food is actually fresh! + we have some exclusive Dutch foods! You’d just have to deal with me being slightly cryptic! And maybe the other employees haha, just don’t go snooping (:
Because some things are better left forgotten (:
BENJAMIN HELP I GOT FIRED FROM MY LOCATION CAN I COME WORK AT YOURS
I mean that depends why’d you get fired. I mean I won’t have any murderers but if your boss was just a douchebag and fired you for no reason you’re welcome!
Quick, everyone discribe themselves in one word!
Benjamin: Chaos!
employee #: Babysitter -_-
Caroline(The mechanic): Tired
Bug: cockroach >:]
mr frog: babysitter ^^
captain lolbit: Pirate!
legacy! Benjamin: death..
Your very friend shaped
huh I guess so yeah, I’m less friend like than I was before the whole thing…. though.. I still do like making friends tho! Haven’t really talked to anyone much besides the employees since I came here.
Hey Benny boy!
What's your favorite candy type?
Oooh that’s a hard one! I love a lot of candy!
But if I had to choose a favorite it would probably be Dutch chocolate and licorice! I also do really love those sour candy’s with the sugar like stuff on it!
Also of all the nicknames you could give me Benny boy was the best you could come up? “l he says this jokingly while snickering” ah well no hard feelings at all!
"Ye, you can eat the lemon dude."
Great! A mouth on his chest appears as he grabs the lemon and throws it in, he makes a shiver motion ”quite sour aint it?” # walks away shaking their head mumbling something
Lem casually pops his head out from a portal in the floor. "Hello! I felt a new presence in the fabric of the universe and would like to offer you a lemon! They usually keep away feral anons if you come across any of those."
benjamin is in a trashcan And seems to be missing his shoes, He doesn’t mention it all though, though employee # is severely judging him from behind.
“Sure hand it over to me! I haven’t had weird anons luckily, can I eat the lemon tho?“
“Okay okay I’ll give you your shoes!” He hands Charlie the shoes trying to be on a “save” distance “Man they were just new now I gotta buy new ones again”
i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...
g o t a n y f o r m e?
- Charlie the cursed phone guy
Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to
No problem! “He proceeds to run away, trip and run again”
The pizza or the plinko
The pizza seems to be glowing and you’ll be stuck in the plinko what is your choice?
(if you don’t want Benjamin to interact tell me and I won’t again 👍
“definitely the pizza”
“i’m terrified of plinko and I’ve eaten a glow stick before so I should be ok!”
(btw your blog is awesome)
“Oh shit! what the- You’re not getting my shoes!” He tries to jump away and throw the pizza to Charlie’s face
i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...
g o t a n y f o r m e?
- Charlie the cursed phone guy
Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to
i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...
g o t a n y f o r m e?
- Charlie the cursed phone guy
Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to
Great choice! *as you bite into the pizza there’s a flash of light, when you open your eyes again you discover you bit into a shoe*
Benjamin stares at it before saying, well…. That wasn’t supposed to happen this time..
The pizza or the plinko
The pizza seems to be glowing and you’ll be stuck in the plinko what is your choice?
(if you don’t want Benjamin to interact tell me and I won’t again 👍
"definitely the pizza"
"i'm terrified of plinko and I've eaten a glow stick before so I should be ok!"
(btw your blog is awesome)
~Uh- Actually, I just realised I have an appointment I need to get to, so- there's really no need aha. But thanks for the offer
ahw that’s too bad, have a nice one tho (:
~Why do you have a phone on your head/as your head?
Good question! How about I show you (: He sounds cheerful but the vibe is very off It’s like he’s threatening you
~Why do you have a phone on your head/as your head?
Good question! How about I show you (: He sounds cheerful but the vibe is very off It’s like he’s threatening you