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Bertholdt Hoover - Blog Posts
timeskip bert ( i CANNOT get him out of my head) and reiner !!
what happens behind closed doors...
ohayo pokko~
fragile warrior//
I'll never shut up about how cute Bertholdt is
underrated king like wtf
oh my god the colors and the composition....
Upon a stroll along the Marleyan coast, thatās when I found you.Ā
Pale and headless, beaten by the elements, but I know itās you. Have you swam all this way?Ā
They say itās merely the corpse of a whale washed ashore - but they donāt know you the way I do.Ā
how can they not see the signs?Ā
It is your long waited homecoming.Ā
WWWAAAAA
what if
"healthy" doesn't always mean good in fiction. Eremika's unhealthiness is what makes the ship compelling and interesting. It's built into the core of the story. Also your "healthiest ship" requires ignoring that he emotionally manipulated her into keeping her mouth shut about his genocide plan and threatened to have her memories erased. Historia never expressed any interest in him that way. Men and women can in fact just be friends.
Ohh boy, you're bold anon, I have to hand it to ya.
Yes healthy doesn't always mean good, in fact it can actually lead to some very boring ships, but that is still a perfectly good thing to look for in a pairing.
In contrast unhealthy can be interesting, but mostly leads to abusive relationships that get glorified by the fandom in spite of their toxic nature, and in this aspect Eremika is no exception. These two are just awful for one another.
He headbutts her, call her names, tells her he hates her (I know he didn't mean it, but it wrecked her emotionally so my point stands) put her in a situation that could have gotten her killed, never confided in her regarding his plans etc...
She was an overbearing mama who constantly treated him like an incompetent child that couldn't do anything on his own.
What's compelling in a relationship with this dynamic:
"Eren eat your veggies!"
"Eren put on a coat, or you're gonna catch a cold!"
"Eren don't run you're gonna trip!"
Oh and don't get me started on this
She literally deluded herself for years into believing that everything he did was somehow tied back to her. Even Armin, Reiner and Berthold gave her the š look.
Also her entire character revolves around him and it makes her super boring and robotic. Even after he dies she spends her life worshipping his grave and dies with that gosh darned scarf on her neck. She only took it off once ( when she gave an ounce of development) before cruelly snatching it from the hands of a dying girl that was using it for comfort (something I'll never forgive her for).
She was originally meant to break away from him but alas, good writing died after 134.
Annd the story never revolved around them. Mikasa only became the protagonist in the last chapter out of fucking thin air and it looked soo forced. Lmao Hisu had more parallels with Ymir than Mikasa of all people.
The only time their relationship mattered was at the end of season 2, but after that we got nothing important.
Last thing on this dumpster fire of a ship... They're boring asf.
Like I know some unhealthy relationships that are toxic and all, but the characters have chemistry, and it can make up for the awful shit they can do to eachother. Eremika has no chemistry. I would rather watch paint dry than think about them romantically.
Regarding Erehisu... Have we read the same aot chapter? Or just the same conversation between Eren and Historia? Because I don't think so.
He emotionally manipulated her to keep her mouth shut
What? When did this ever happen? She chose to stay silent. Hell he didn't even need to tell her his plans, it was quite risky, since she could have snitched on him to the Mps and ruined everything.
He chose to confide in her cause he knew she wouldn't tell, cause she was the worst girl in the world who saved him, the girl who chose her selfishness over the world already, in that cave when she saved him, when she told him that she would always be his ally, that they were enemies of humanity.
She never wanted the future that she was destined to if she accepted the 50 year plan. She had accepted it for the greater good. Something selfless that only Christa could have done.
He knew that, and reminded her of who she really was. A selfish, normal girl like everyone else.
She was shocked by the genocide that awaited them if they followed Eren's plan but ultimately chose it over sacrificing herself and her future children. Totally in character, no manipulation involved lmao.
He threatened to erase her memories
Nope. She was upset so he offered to lighten her burden by erasing her memories if she wanted to. It was a proposal made out of empathy for her shock. No threats, where did you see em?
She was never interested in him
Say what you want about her feelings for him, interpret them how you please, but you can't deny a connection from which feelings could blossom. This meme perfectly sums up my thoughts about this:
Yes men and women can be friends, I just don't see it this way for Erehisu. Actually I could tell you the same thing for Eremika. Better as siblings lol.
There is one drawing by Isayama! It shows Reiner, Historia, Bertholdt, Ymir and Marco after the time-skip! Look at my grown children...... They were taken away from me š
I just realised that we never got to see adult Bertie. Everyone grew up. Reiner, Eren, Mikasa, Jean, Armin - they're all their own version of grown and Bertholdt will never get that.
Waiting for my pizza delivery, meantime drawing my favs enjoying pizza š
Browsing Bertholdt Hoover's tag after work to have something nice in my life, only to be jumpscared by reposted Beruani nsfw.
Will Bertholdt's fans ever be free?
I GOT THESEEEEEE
My AoT favs <3 But they are, like, mirrored? The names definitely are, but to be honest, I find it amusing lol Big fan of small mistakes~
Guys they are so cute i canttt š«š«
Welcome to another episode of āWhat animal will Bertholdt Hoover be today?ā. The answer is: Borzoi. Borzoi Bertholdt. Bertzoi. Puppytolt š¶š¤²
Because this post by @v1bri <3
obligatory borzoi meme lol (golden Reiner retriver for the soul)
After Bertholdt's death, his friends gave him a dignified burial, for they were the only ones who knew that he was, in fact, a bad man, but not that bad; he sometimes said āgood morningā and didn't kick puppies.
Bertholdt's actions, which involved stealing Polish food, led to free food around the world, because you can't steal food when it's free. This is to prevent similar threats on a global scale. It took a long time for people to get used to the fact that butter no longer costs as much as a bar of gold.
Many Polish roads have been destroyed by Bertrumbling and are urgently in need of repair.
(I'm joking, they've always looked like that XDDDD)
Years after these tragic events, life returns to normal. Only one still remembers the man who sacrificed his life to provide free food for humanity.
He spends his days in a new, better world, dreaming of seeing his beloved one more time...
(@grubyszopiel @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy Isayama told me that he is grateful to us for bringing to life the original storyline that he was too afraid to show. Good job guys <3)
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieÅbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
BERTOTO GIF!!!1
BERTOTO GIF!!!1
*holds him gently*
Nobody touch him
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieÅbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
toxic yaoi
Guys, it's all true, Isayama was bullied by Badtholdt, my uncle is Nintendo and he told me!!!
Wake up babe, the real enemy of aot has been leaked
it was leaked to me by isayama in my dream, canon confirmed, bert 100% pure evil mastermind beihnd everything bad
Ever since he took mu opened majonez dekoracyjny out of the fridge, I've been living in constant fear that it will happen again ;-; Looking at ciasteczka HIT on the store shelf makes me dizzy. I can't believe he used to be my favorite character šššš
Attention my fellow polish citizens
Deviltholdt is officialy invading poland
He might steal your cookies or take already opened majonez dekoracyjny out of your fridge
@srebrnastal is one of the victims
Please take care of yourselfs
I can't believe Deviltholdt ate @grubyszopiel 's ciastka HIT, I'm still shaking, will this madness and cruelty ever end?
that one trend that's been going around but make it attack on titan!!!! also on youtube
I animated Armin and @hildalove animated Bertholdt <3
F-O-U-N-D Y-O-U
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Literally, how can people like something SO problematic?? Are they stupid?? Can you see that he's sticking his tongue out at us? So RUDE, abusive even!!
Do you want more proof of his wickedness and lack of humanity? Here you go!
He TOOK my majonez dekoracyjny Winiary OUT of the fridge! That shit has been opened!! It can't be out here! A crime committed with premeditation, no remorse on his cold face, even when caught red-handed.
I'm literally shaking, I'm scared of what else he's capable of
I've got a proof that Bertholdt is the most evil character in aot š
LOOK AT HIM!!!1 IF NOT EVIL THEN WHY LOOKING LIKE A DEVIL??? THE HORNS?? TAIL FROM HELL??? THE EVIL- PLOTTING FACE ?? CHECK MATE BERTHOLDT FANGIRLS! TIME TO CANCEL ALL OF YOU
Bert hate blog is immune to this little abuser's manipulations.
I am not š
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We're on a mission, guys
