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Bertholdt Hoover - Blog Posts
b-berturtle..... 🐢🤲
r-reimster..... 🐹🤲
@h0-0d
(please, let's pretend he's built more like a terrapin than a tortoise 🙏)
Bertholdt: *bows his head very slightly* Reiner: HELL YEAH, it's the pat him on the head time!!
i feel like bert would love head pats because he doesn't get them often since he's so tall </3
W H A T I S T H I S ! ! !
the twitter meme
more of them
BeruAnnie literally could never have worked, look at this, the ultimate proof:
They are NOT holding hands!!
Y'all BeruAnnie shippers are just delulu /j
Bert and Reiner tho HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
They seem to be pretty close friends, don't they? (I am a historian)
Annie has joined the plush collection!! Armin will be here soon! (I hope he isn't late because of some fifth-degree burn or something, hmm)
It's a bit of a shame that I'll get him later, but I got this small Armin sticker, soo… She may have her tiny boyfriend <3
I hate AoT
Guys, he didn't die. He just went on vacation. The Path is beautiful this time of year, who wouldn't go? “He's dead because Armin inherited his titan”? Duh, Bert is just a responsible owner and left Colossal in Armin's care. Do you think he would leave Colossal unattended while going on vacation? “We have seen Armin's pure titan devour him”? They just did a little trolling, you guys are soooo serious, geez! “Reiner said that Bertholdt is dead”? Well, have you never been a bit dramatic when your boyfriend went on vacation without you?
tomorrow i'm going to wake up and realize that bertholdt never died and it was all a bad dream (manifesting)
Sasha uses Bertholdt as a ladder to get to the cookie jars, which are on the top shelf. No treats are safe from these two!!
what an unexpected duo~
"According to Isayama, in his free days, Bertholdt finds a quiet place and zones out."
Typical Bertholdt Hoover fan experiences
wake up. get sad about bertholdt hoover. go to sleep. repeat.
DRAW BERTOLT'S COCK
HIS NAME IS KÜKEN!!!
Guys, I literally stormed into Google search to quickly find some refs of a person with a rooster, so my tired brain typed in “Man holding cock” and you'll never believe what results I got (yes, it was porn) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It was like half past midnight, I was tired after work and was about to go to bed, but this ask came out of nowhere and just. WHAT IS IT. And I wasn't tired anymore bhjjnfkjjgfnkdkfdmzks
BTW, I don't take art requests, especially not ones like this LOL I did it because it strike me like a bolt of the blue and, honestly, Bertholdt deserves a pet rooster <3
BERTHOLDT'S ASS APPRECIATION POST 🔥🔥🔥🔥
(Sir, please, he was 12 years old at that moment)
Dr Mike appreciating Bertholdt's cheeks ✨
Another Man's Grave by Amigo the Devil just sounds like song for RBA, guys. I think of my little war criminals whenever I listen to it 💔
Man, RtS was crazy with this one
bertholdt is that you???
he reincarnated and is still burning people
I was in a mood of chibi Bertholdt
that's why they had to kill him before season 4
😭😭😭 I edited THAT PICTURE of Berthodlt into this...
I love that our ten member Bertholdt fan club just insults everyone who doesn't like him <3
Bertholdt Hoover Haters Hate Blog when?
So my chaotic description of the ideas for my R+B are adopted by Hange AU won't be finished until the end of March, because I have to split my time between writing, drawing funny things, resting and doing stupid unnecessary things (like daily life, work ect ._.)
It's all a ton of fun, but YIKES, a day has too few hours. But I am cooking and won't stop untill cooked 🔥🔥🔥🔥
(sneak peek kinda things? it will be stupid lmao)
I am having fun
I love how, in the Reiner and Bertholdt's reveal scene, Mikasa cuts off Reiner's right hand
then it instantly grow back when he pushes her,
then he loses it again to make a cool pose lol
I love silly animation errors <3
It makes so much more sense and is so stupidly funny XDD
Eren: In the future, people will invent an electrical device that uses suction, and often agitation, in order to remove dirt and other debris from carpets, hard floors, and other surfaces and some folks will call it your last name.
Bertholdt: WHAT.
Sometimes, when I'm worn out, I use an automatic translator when reading longer English texts. Sometimes the translator translates Bertholdt's last name. Translates it into “odkurzacz”. Which means “vacuum cleaner” in Polish.
Bertholdt Vacuum Cleaner.
I think this is important. I love the automatic translator.
Sometimes, when I'm worn out, I use an automatic translator when reading longer English texts. Sometimes the translator translates Bertholdt's last name. Translates it into “odkurzacz”. Which means “vacuum cleaner” in Polish.
Bertholdt Vacuum Cleaner.
I think this is important. I love the automatic translator.
Yea, I think I have to spontaneously combust now sigh
UGHHH I HATE Badhole Homer so much, he stinks because the anime and manga NEVER show him taking a bath, which makes him a sexist because he stinks in Annie's presence. He also hates Reiner with all of himself because he died after wanting to make sure Eriner is safe, thus leaving Raina alone, do you think a real friend would do such a thing huh??? Hertholdt Boover is just THAT selfish and sociopathic. He is also a Nazi, because I said so! I hate him so much, I hope @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy WILL NOT post any great drawing with him or I will spontaneously combust UGHHH >:C
PET PET PET THE DEVIL BERT
They really did Bertholdt dirty :C Not only we don't see how he doubts himself before destroying Wall Maria, but the scene when Magath praises him for passing the shooting tests and Bertholdt's all bashful about it was also cut out.
Look at his little blush and the surprise on his face that he succeeded at all.
Above that, when they leave Marley, none of the kids really look happy EXCEPT Reiner. In the anime, it's Reiner who seems gloomy, while the rest of them wave goodbye to the people at the port. They seem happy. In the manga, they are not like that, and Bertholdt even cries!
Just give him money for his dad's treatment and let him stay at home DAMN IT bghsijfrkgnmskld
I will never forgive all the plots and scenes from Marley that were cut in the anime :C
Forever mad at not being shown Reiner's nightmares. He dreams, among other things, about how the Colossal Titan was defeated in Shiganshina.
He has nightmares about how they abandoned Bertholdt to die, but the anime doesn't give a damn. Likewise, in the suicide attempt scene, he doesn't just thinks of Eren. He thinks about Annie and Bertholdt, and their famous “I'm counting on you” is literally one of his last thoughts before he decides to kill himself.
People who haven't read the manga then think that Reiner didn't care about Bertholdt because he barely mentions him in season 4. Or that Bertholdt was okay with everything that happens, while it looks like he didn't want to be on the island in the first place. ;/
I also don't know why they massacred the Wall Maria destruction scene so much. If I remember correctly the anime doesn't show or even mention how important Annie's role was in it. She passed out from exhaustion while leading the horde of titans and transporting Reiner and Bertholdt to the Wall. Because it was originally a task split between her and Marcel.
I understand that animation is much more expensive and sometimes there is no way out and certain scenes have to be sacrificed to fit within the budget/screen time. But come on :CCCC
my GOSH I'm reading the manga rn (i jump around to random parts idfk) and im reading the warriors backstory and WHY WAS SM OF THIS LEFT OUT OF THE ANIME ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Annie: "Or what, do you want me to get close to one of the men in the family and marry into it?"
Bertholdt: "NO, YOU CANT DO THAT"
(Later)
Annie: "Plus, I don't have the mind of charm it takes to seduce a man"
Bertholdt: "THATS NOT TRUE!
Annie: "...? Thanks?"
Flippin Bertholdt the anime did you so dirty ill never forgive them
Even just like, the bit of him looking at wall Maria for the first time was absolutely tragic.
Do you guys have favorite images/screenshots from AoT? Anime, manga, games, musical, whatever will do, I wanna see them. These are my favorites:
Never fails to make me giggle lolololol
Look at them, cute and fighting for life <3
They share one brain cell and neither of them uses it
It's okay @bertholdthooverisanazi I love him too <3
Your Honor, my man is guilty of all allegations, but I don't give a damn LMAO
so apparently bertholdt is a racist now. anybody else seeing this 😭😭😭
ok fine (bert photos part 1)
(ill have to reblog to add more someone helpppp)
