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Eddie: A theif.
Buck: Thief?
Eddie: Theif.
Buck: I before E, except after C.
Buck: Thceif.
Eddie: No.
Buck: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Eddie: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me
maddie:
maddie: that is not–
eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy
He'd be right, Edmundo.
Buck: 11-year-old me would think the current me is insane.
Eddie: He'd be right.
Eddie: 11-year-old me would call the current me a slur.
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