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Impulse: Skizzy's dead, right? Gem: Skizz are you dead? Skizz: No, I'm alive, I-I got a camera in there, I found a way to live-- Gem: Darn it! (whining) I wanted a picture of your body. Skizz: We-(laughs) Well, I mean we could. That could be arranged, you know. Gem: (giggles)
Skizz and Impulse go full dad on Gem
Impulse: (giggling) Skizz: Gem! Impulse: What in the world, young lady! Skizz: Unreal! What, you can't-wh-you--unreal, Gem, not cool. Impulse: You will be picking this up, first thing--when we get back. Skizz (at the same time): It's okay though, thank god we don't need anything else! Skizz (through laughter): First thing-first thing, before you go out with your friends. Impulse: Yeah, and only half a bowl of ice cream for you tonight. Skizz: Yeah, and the silent treatment's not gonna work young lady. When you're under the roof of this truck....let's go! Gem: For two people who don't wanna be called 'dad,' you get it- really into this bit, really well. (Impulse starts laughing) Skizz: I like-I love being a dad! I've made that pretty clear. (Gem and Impulse laugh) Impulse: Uh, twinsies, twinsies, got it? Go. Skizz: Yes. That's five thousand dollars! Impulse: You will pick up this mess when we get back. Skizz: Yes-- Gem: It was Skizz! (Skizz and Impulse laugh) Skizz: Alright-- Impulse: And it was the classic 'blame someone else' too, oh-- Skizz: I know, I know. Take a little responsiblity. Gem: What the heck--(splutters incoherently as Impulse laughs) Skizz: Gem, I'm gonna have to be in the truck to do that. I was with Impulse the entire time. Impulse, still snickering under his breath: Yeah. Gem: Skizz, I'm reorganizing your chests on Hermitcraft in a way that makes no sense. Impulse: Love that.
Impulse gives Skizz teasing fodder for years to come
Impulse: That was the one where I was trying to squat on the bone, right? (laughs) Okay. Skizz: (laughs loudly) Impulse: What about-- Skizz: Make that a horn, all day long! What is up, no way you just said that, dude. (laughing) Don't you shake your head. You know that that was awesome. Gem (sounding like she's holding back a laugh): I wish this wasn't our reality. Impulse: (agonized yelling into his hand as Skizz laughs) I didn't think about that! Ugh, gosh-- Skizz, laughing: Oh, dude. I mean, you just-I didn't even have to-help you along. (Impulse starts laughing) You just served that up, like, "Here you go buddy. Here's--in case Skizz was wondering what he's going to rip on me for for the next ten years, here you go friend." Impulse: (groans in agony) God, leave it! (starts laughing) Jeez, oh-- Skizz: Dude, nothing says leave it like screaming leave it--
Convex cinematic parallels
[Transcript/description under cut]
A clip from Grian's Season 10 Episode 21 of Hermitcraft. Scar, Skizz, and Grian are watching Cub descend comically slowly from the sky using a slow falling potion and elytra.
Grian: [laughing] Skizz: You! Grian, Skizz, Scar: [laughing] Cub: Hello, boys! Scar: Hello, god! Grian, Skizz, Scar: [continued laughter] Cub: Great to see you all!
Hard cut to a clip from Cubfan135's Season 5 Episode 1 of Hermitcraft. Cub is mining for resources alone.
Cub: [mining in silence] Scar's voice: Maybe if I, unmuted my microphone… Cub: God? Is that you? Scar: It is…
End of transcript
i love them
this one says the key to your heart ;3
aww would you just stop it :3
I LOVE DRUMS i want to be able to do that so bad
Skizz noises make my brain produce seratonin
Also that mumbo death is NOT a jump cut. It really was that fast
Another silent communication moment between them because I am just fascinated with them
you just wouldn't believe HOW HARD I laughed at this clip
This was so funny to watch live i was losing it
(Not pictured: Pearl laughing for probably another minute and Skizz apologizing more)
THIS CLIP LMAO
it's also way funnier on 2x speed
transcript under the cut
Skizz: Ohohoho! yes yes yes... (angry) AN ARROW? C'mon man! That better be a really good arrow... I got it... Wait, what is this? The crap is this?! (puts an arrow on his head slot) Oh... *intranscribable maniacal laughter* Oh, I don't hate it! Okay, okay, I'll take it!
Team ITS body language study because I need you guys to see how I see
animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
guessing etho’s age 🤔
- smallishbeans s10 ep8 of hermitcraft
Taught myself how to render yesterday
meine clips
ganz wie frederick die maus in dem kinderbuch aus meinem geburtsjahr
sammelte ich emsig während meiner schulzeit
schöne dinge, für karge zeiten, auch wenn es anderen wehtat
anstatt zuzuhören und zu lernen
träumte ich autistisch viel und brach anderen ganz revolutionär
die clips ihrer füllfederhalter (erotisches wort) ohne ihr einverständnis ab
warb, ganz sozial, trotzdem um verständnis, da ich diese sozialen beiträge
für spätere zeiten aufzuheben gedachte, da sie alle zusammen genommen
ein prächtiges vermächtnis (sammlung klingt so konservativ) ergeben würden
here we are - erfreut eure seelen an diesem schönen konvolut
sie haben anderen kleinbürgerlich-provinzielle tränen gekostet
klassenbewusstsein wirkt in zukunft
guter vorsatz für 2015 : nicht mehr so viele clips sammeln von füllern und kugelschreibern, die mir nicht gehören.
p.s.: ich bin auch bereit, clips zurückzugeben.
Podcast Clip from my podcast episode 67: Plane vs Cocaine Bear. Like follow and listen to us on YouTube, Spotify, and ITunes at Go Gettas Podcast.