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How in the fucking hell did I make tea wrong???
I added a little (a lot) of sugar and a black tea bag to hot water and now, after stepping for 5-6 minutes it tastes like slightly favored water like the fancy stuff you could get at a shop.
Tell me why(ain't nothing but a heartache)I had a dream about Superman???
and it wasn't even funny. like-this mf was crushing on everyone in his team for sum reason.
And I mean everyone.(pretty sure he did a musical number on it, I remember Kelly mf Clarkson interviewing him before they break off to sing abt it and it's trending faster than well-something)
and then the scene cuts to Clark and Lois, idek what's happening anymore. THEN BATMAN!!! who is now twice the height of supes breaks in half. in half onto me, I "die", then the scene changes to a wedding??!!1!?
the entire justice League is there in wedding garb, with KON officiating??? in a Cinderella dress....idk either. then all of them kiss, catch on fire, melt off into Gorey pieces of meat....then we're in the raft!(marvel ref)
now i'm panicking(rightfully), I turn around and come face to face with-you guessed it-a disgusting, meaty mountain of all the heroes remains staring at me with a copious amounts of eyeballs.
It gets better, Trigon comes from...somewhere(idek anymore)and grabs the super mountain meat and eats it. just.like.that.
Then I wake up. The end.
i rlly wanted to share this because I don't want to be the only one to suffer with this bs, you're welcome<3