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Not that anyone cares, but once on a Friday evening I passed the fuck out so hard I left my sushi out before I could eat it.
I had a dream and at the end of it I ended up on this little island in the middle of the ocean. It had a little palm tree on it and everything.
On the island was a man standing, waiting, with this grin on his face. Just a slightly amused, ‘there you are’ grin.
And y’know what this mother fucker told me?
“I’ve got a message for you, it’s time to wake up.”
AND THEN I WOKE UP?
AND I REALIZED I HAD LEFT MY SUSHI OUT.
Someone please. Please tell me who that man was I am BEGGING.
I was standing in the middle of an intersection I recognized in my town one day. The sky was clear but a dark blue and the trees were shaking like it was really windy but I couldn't feel any wind. THEN, all the churches around started shaking and just floated straight up into the air all dramatically. As my eyes were following the churches, I noticed the sun was infact not the sun but a dude shape with his arms spread and his feet together LIKE JESUS ON THE CROSS. Then I turned to my right and my bestfriend Echo was beside me and she went, "Oh! I forgot this was gonna happen!"