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I'm taking Dirge mini golfing so I can nix him onsite & bury him beneath a pintsized windmill. Who's this Mr Dirge you ask!?? Why's Faustina losing 10000ml of blood (& is OK enough to ask for a sugar cookie)!!? Who's Roger Tallarico (& why do I want to kill him)?! SEE EP2 TO FIND OUT!!!! ☝️👹💙💖 ⛳️ 📸 🩻🧁🦊
Missing an arm and running out of time, Faustina needs to think fast to defeat Drill-Bitch. Meanwhile, Mr. Dirge puts a diabolical plan in place. Either way, something terrible is about to happen to the KILLJAM Queen…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙
Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @amtrax as Mr. Dirge, @jonnywaistcoat as Dr. Yuzna, Tiana Camacho as Mara, Sami Chen as Geeno, @starplanes as Lola, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, @spaceboymb as Foot Freak, and @cannibalmukbang as Drill-Bitch!
Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!
Im crying guys. Im crying tears of joy. And of nuclear liquid. Because my energy is nuclear and I am standing on cloud 10 (which is even better than cloud 9). KILLJAM...... IS OUT!!!!!!!! THIS SHOW HAS BEEN (AND STILL IS).... SO SO SO SPECIAL TO ME & so many others. It is a labor of love of 2+ yrs; I cant stress it enough. I have made so many friendships thru it that are so treasured & incredible and span beyond the show itself. Holy fuck. Thank u endlessly to the cast & crew who made this possible & to anyone giving it a listen, it is appreciated more than u know. IM KILLJAMMIN OUT, I cannot wait for u all to see what's in store. Genuinely one of the coolest fucking stories Ive had the honor of pitching in to tell/help out with behind the scenes
I am so insanely thrilled right now I feel like I could eat 100000 thousand jars of peanutbutter and then explode the jars with my fucking mind. AAAUGHMY GOD I FUCKING... LOVE.... KILLJAM. I HOPE U ALL ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS WE HAVE IN MAKING IT REAL. ITS... SO SPECIAL TO ME. ITS MY FAVORITE PROJECT EVER!!!!
I AM TICKLED (BELLAMY) PINK 🧑🦰🦾💥
Meet Faustina Fetamine, worldwide superstar and champion of the deadliest sport on earth: KILLJAM, where super-powered female fighters battle for fame, riches, and glory. But one bad choice might be all it takes to end Faustina’s winning streak…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 🩵
(Apple Podcasts to be added soon!)
IT'S ALMOST HERE...... KILLJAM'S ALMOST HERE...........
AND IN LESS THAN A WEEK'S TIME.....☝️👹
Oh how the world will change on April 23rd (rubs my hands together with much evil merriment). Not because Im prophesying doomsday or anything but because KILLJAM releases on April 23rd. EPISODE ONE, TO BE EXACT!!!!!! (And the world can't end until KILLJAM comes out of course!!!!! WE HAVE TO GO OUT W/ A BANG!!!!!)
This show is such a labor of love AND ALSO, I have met & made so many very treasured friendships thru it..... I cannot wait for everyone to see what the team (& my very dear friends) have been conjuring up for the past 2ish yrs. I hope you enjoy it as much as its been fun to help come to fruition. Does that sentence make sense???! I DONT KNOW! AND I DONT CARE! BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS: KILLJAM IS COMING AND SOON!!!! 💥 💙💜
video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia - the voice of Faustina Fucking Fetamine is @machetebisexual