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This is why personification might be a bad idea (in a cool way)- Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Example:
Spamano.
Another example: My English teacher was asking the question "Where is Verona?", as we were studying Romeo and Juliet. I answered Italy and glanced at my friend (who also knows about Hetalia bc of me). And my teacher noticed, she was like "Why are both of u acting like that when Italy is mentioned?", and I actually laughed in front of the whole class, bc I was flustered due to my obsession of Romano. She *almost* let me stay after class (and my friend) and trying to force the truth out of me. Almost. Luckily I got let out with a "If you laughed at the word Italy again, you're gonna have to explain it."
Some time later after that incident, my teacher was doing something, and she speaks a bit French like "oui". One of my classmates asked if she actually speak French. Well, I forgot what her answer is, but then she suddenly looked at me and asked me if I speak Italian. And then the same with my friend.
I replied no for that question. Since I know nothing but some affectionate words, swear words and some basic phrases in Italian.