Funny Dialogue - Blog Posts

Rex: You're a baker? Because your dad's a cupcake. Ahsoka: What??? Rex: No! It was the other way around! Rex: You're the cupcake, not your dad! Rex: I'm not saying your dad's ugly, I don't even know him… God, I'm terrible at this, aren't I? Ahsoka: *About to burst out laughing*

Ahsoka and Anakin during their first battle together on Christophis…

Anakin: Okay, remember to follow my orders and…

Ahsoka: *Drops a wall with a hole in the middle on her Master*

Anakin: WTF?! I could have died!!

Ahsoka:

*Ahsoka and Padmé having a sister-in-law moment, talking about how unbearable Anakin can be sometimes*

Anakin entering the room: Hey girls!

Ahsoka and Padmé:

Anakin: Imagine you're a product of my mind because I have schizophrenia… do you exist?? D: Ahsoka: Imagine we both have schizophrenia and I invented you and you invented me! Anakin: So we don't exist… D: Ahsoka: D:

Ahsoka: At the beginning of my training, I was spoiled and arrogant... and yet they looked after me <3

Fives: Yes. Rex forced us.

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: A dark person always follows me when the sun comes out. Rex: Actually, I think it's your shadow. Ahsoka: I call him Leon… Rex: And if it's cloudy, what happens to Leon? Ahsoka: He just goes away! Rex: It's your shadow. He's talking about his shadow…

*Ahsoka worried about arguing with Rex*

Fives: Ahsoka, relax. Go get a beer. Ahsoka: I don't want any beer. Fives: Who said it was for you? Ahsoka: Mmm...

I hope you understand the reference... XD

Ahsoka: Who's my brave and good captain? Rex: You have to stop doing that, the boys won't respect me! Ahsoka: So you're not? Rex:... Rex: Noooo!! I am! :'c Anakin: And that's how one of the best falls...

Anakin is definitely a little disappointed in our good captain XD

Incorrect quotes Star Wars version, part #1

Ahsoka: What's your favorite thing about me? Rex: Probably your smile. Ahsoka: Seriously? Rex: Okay fine, I love how you can kill a man in only two seconds. Ahsoka:... Ahsoka: Aawww!!!

Random villain dialogue.

Because we need more fun villains in stories.

You actually believed I could be good? Hah! Clap for your stupidity! I can't believe you fell for that.

I-I need a hug. No, I'm not going to stab you... I actually really really need a hug.

Why are you watching me change? What ? You have small boobs anyway.

You tricked me, hero. I'm impressed.

They are more than just my henchmen. They're my family. I can't just kill them off.

Why would I hurt animals?!Villains can be animal lovers too you know?

Yes, I'm a bad guy who likes collect cute things, kill me!

Oh, come on, just say you love me ,hero. I know you do ~

Beg for it. Come on, on your knees.

I'm bored. Wanna commit a heist?

Nobody has ever done this for me before... No, I'm not crying.

I-I ... Don't like seeing blood. Please bleed somewhere else.

NOOOOO! DON'T BLEED ON MY NEW CARPET! SHOO! GO DIE OUTSIDE!

Why does the world hate meeeeeee ~?

HOLY SHIT! I ACTUALLY PUNCHED THEM!.

HOW THE HELL DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?! .

Why don't you be a good hero and just die? ! Please for the sake of my mental health?!

If you're cold ,I can warm you up. If you know what I mean~

Is being tied up one of your kinks ?.

Ew, stop smiling at me. I don't find your smile cute at all!

Wow . So this what a hug feels like...I'm taking you hostage. Let's stay like this for a little longer.

I-I do not blush. It's the cold. WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING?!

WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK THROUGH THE WALL?! YOU COULD HAVE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!

Did I stutter? I said strip. / Take it off.

I see somebody's kinky ~

I'd love to tie you up and do all sorts of bad things to you. If you know what I mean.

Shit. I didn't know you were on vacation ? Now I wanna ruin your day even more.

I can read your mind you know? I know how much you want me.

Was that one of your fetishes ?

I promise no tricks this time. I swear on my kittens.

You were so cute , I had to have you as my hostage.

STOP CALLING ME CUTE! I'M A VILLAIN! I'M A BAD GUY OKAY?! BAD GUYS AREN'T CUTE!

If you wanted to see me naked you could have just asked politely.

I want to kiss you so bad right now but I know you'll hit me.

You ripped my suit?! Do you have any idea how much it cost?!.

Funny dialogue prompts. ( AKA crackhead stuff I've heard from those around me)

There's so much sexual tension between you two that it's enough to power the city for generations. So shut up and confess already. You love, A

Is that a lion driving a truck?! Shut up, dude, you're just high.

You wanna fight asshole?! I have enough titties to beat you !

I'm not cute! I'm hot and sexy. At least that's how I try to be but he still doesn't stop calling me cute!!

What letter comes before A? I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

You know, sometimes I'm so sexy,it scares me .

You're as stupid as Einstein! Einstein was a genius,you fool.

Of course, I love you baby. But not as much as food.

Have you ever been horny for food?

I never said I hated A, I mean he's so cute I wanna bury him in my backyard .

I want a hug! But don't touch me.

Are you a boob person or a butt person? I prefer the bones .

Truth or dare ? I prefer the lies.

One a scale of one - to - ten, how high are you? I don't know man, but this rock just gave me a prophecy.

Is that a... Fish in your pocket ?

You forgot the ice cream again?! See? This is exactly why we divorced!! We're siblings,you drunk ass!

I'm not drunk ! I'm moderately functioning!

Mom,is there any way I can disown [ name] ?. No, honey,you can't disown your own sibling.

If you're gonna die then at least give me your WiFi password.

Hero × villain prompt.

Hero:" Why are you doing this?!"

Villain : "Cause I'm a bad guy, duh."

Hero : "...did you just make a Billie Eilish reference? "

Dialogue prompt !

A : walks in nude.

B : sees A and flustered/ panics , turning around . OMG !! What are doing ?! Why are you walking around like that ?!!

A: oh , this ? I'm wearing my porn suit. ( Replying unfazed )

B: your what - YOU'RE NAKED !!?!!

A: Exactly.

* Based on a traumatic true story...*

Dialogue / otp prompt !

A comes to the kitchen / dinning table and sees B aggressively / angrily stabbing their food with a fork. (Because B is pissed at something / had a bad day ? )

A: ...what are you doing ?

B: Can't you see I'm forking the food ?!

A... laughs .

B : glares and points the fork at A . Stop laughing .. - Or I'll fork you too !

A: snickers and smirks. Oh yeah? I'll like to see you try.

* Based on a true incident of mine * lol . Thought it'd be a good prompt for y'all.