Gallaghercest - Blog Posts

(...innocently pats his brothers head)

Gallaghercest really get a fucking life

anon, it’s wild that you’re so offended by my blog that you’d rather send hate anonymously than just block me and move on. maybe you should try following your own advice and get a life, all the best x

i drew a shit noel liam comic but don't know how to do the fucking text my handwriting is shit HELP MEE RELEASE ME FROM THIS 💔💔 spent hours drawing the thing and now spending days trying to make the speechbubbles look decent maybe i'll kms 😍

to the anon writing about noel noticing sonny and donovan being closer than they should be - all I'm thinking about is how kinks are often genetic. there's definitely an environmental factor (i.e. the incest between the gallaghers was likely majorly fueled by the abuse they suffered as kids) but there IS some genetic component. so it's likely that sonny, donovan, anais, gene, lennon, and molly all might have some things in common. of course they probably wont have the weird relationship of the oasis brothers because they dont have the same situation, but it is fun to think about.

I often joke to myself that incest is the best kink to be genetic. Everything else is mortifying but with incest its more like "Yay! the people im into are also into me"

why is "genetic incest kinks" so on-brand for this family? I love it. though i guess the gallagher kids are safe cause no one’s gonna match liam and noel’s level of chaos and dysfunction. Like if there's something incestuous going on i think it would still be less codependent and toxic cause of the way they grew up. Noel said it himself, that his kids have a completely different childhood than him and liam did so that's why he thinks his sons get along well. So if noel and liam did pass the genetic incest kink on to their offspring then maybe it's a more wholesome, more consistently consensual version of gallaghercest. Yay!

(x)

highlights include but are not limited to: interviewer: how long have you been together? noel [sloppily chewing gum]: two--eh, it'll be three years in october. and... me and him have been together... [long silence, giggle] y'know. for life. well we're brothers, aren't we! we've been together a long time.

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interviewer: have you two been playing at home all your lives? noel: we actually played... with each other, yeah. [both giggling]

i feel like most of them know it's the truth deep down, but don't want to admit it to themselves cause they think incest is gross and haven't been corrupted into liking it yet, someone needs to show them some real good fanart so that they see it's hot 😔🙌

oasis twt say they hate gcest but dont stop talking about it…some of you have to be lying

at this point being a top noel truther feels like being a rare, endangered species. wasn’t that the default belief once upon a time??😭

You said you want to meet some gallaghercest believers during the tour and I do too... what show are you at? ^^

30th july london, definitely message me if you're going there too!

Ok hear me out.

Liam annoying Noel with constant text messages. Liam messaging him "Good morning x" and "Sleep well xxxx !!!!!" every single day. Liam sending Noel bad selfies. Liam messaging Noel "Love you longtime" three times in a row. Liam sending 12 minute long voice messages to Noel. Noel replying to all of these things with one of these:

1) ???

2) Ok

3) No.

4) 👍

5) Fuck off

Or when it's a really good day:

6) You haven't changed at all. 😀

7)* ❤️

*reserved for birthdays.

my therapist asked if i like unconventional books … now the question is do i mention the gcest fanfics and that i have a thing for toxic codependent dynamics because that’s what i’ve been conditioned to think is my worth irl, or do i try to pretend i'm normal

sort of really want to know if some of you freaky oasis fans are going to the same reunion show as me. like imagine analysing their incestuous energy over an overpriced beer, with all the normies around us blissfully unaware

You know who I'm thinking about.

next time a 'name 5 songs' guy tries me i’ll just say 'oh, i like them in a much more intimate way than you do. you like their music, i overanalyze their lyrics and enjoy them in an unhinged, deeply problematic, and borderline fetishistic way. we are not the same 💔💔💔