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i was at a party organized by my uni last week and (not) very sober™️ and for some reason the cocktail names where all italian brain rot characters. a guy behind me was trying to explain to his date the back story of tralalero tralala and mistakenly said it was a crocodile. being the insufferable person i am, i turned around and very soberly said that no tralalero tralala is a shark and the guy legit got the most shocked expression on his face as he started panicking over giving his date false information but at the same time he was super excited that someone irl knew wtf he was talking about lmao
my therapist asked if i like unconventional books … now the question is do i mention the gcest fanfics and that i have a thing for toxic codependent dynamics because that’s what i’ve been conditioned to think is my worth irl, or do i try to pretend i'm normal