Garret The Garbage Man Garrison - Blog Posts

Pls, I need more x reader stories for this Goofy little loser, cause I'm just so in love with him!

RIRST SKK NOW DETEY WHOS NEXT FUCKING STEVE AND GARRET THE GARBAGE MAN??N😭😭😭😭😭

^^^^Guy who's absolutely fucking crazy

HOT TAKE ABOUT THE MINECRAFT MOVIE!!!

Okay so at face value the movie was dogshit, the pacing was TERRIBLE and SUPER anticlimactic but why arent we talking about how the shittyness added to the whole experience? Like i dont think ive laughed that hard EVER at a movie. The intro especially got me giggling up a storm

And the AUDIENCE!!! I went at 7:30 and there were maybe 2 people below the age of 12. We were all clapping and screaming the lines from the trailer and the whole audience went APE SHIT over chicken jockey.

AND THE UNEXPECTED GAY YAOI?? JACK BLACK RIDING AND 69ING JASON MOMOA WAS UNEXPECTED AND ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS. LIKE THE UNRIDLED ROMANTIC TENSION WAS CRAZY.

Look. If you want to see this movie go with friends and take NOTHING seriously. if you are over 18 get drunk and go! 10/10 humor 2/10 plot

Thank you for listening to my ted talk!