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The Third Miya

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First Encounter with First Years

You overheard a group of first-year students fangirling over your brothers.

First Year 1: "Atsumu-senpai is sooo cool when he serves! It’s like, effortless!"

First Year 2: "Osamu-senpai is so calm and mature, ugh, I can’t decide who’s dreamier!"

You walked past with your books and flatly interrupted.

You: "It’s disgusting hearing them praise my brothers. They’re not even that good."

The first years are startled, staring at you like you'd grown a second head.

First Year 1: "W-Wait, there’s more Miyas?!"

You: "Unfortunately."

Identity Revealed

While helping out with something related to your brothers, your presence sparked confusion.

Suna: "Wait, you don’t know about (Y/N)? She’s the youngest Miya triplet."

Student 1: "Triplet?!"

Student 2: "I thought they're just twins..."

You: "Trust me, I wish they were the only ones too."

Classmate's Misunderstanding

Your classmates initially didn’t know you're related to the twins until someone mentioned your full name.

Classmate A: "Miya? Like the Miya twins?"

You: "Yes, they’re my brothers. And no, I don’t want to talk about it."

Classmate B: "Do they, like, serve breakfast every day at home?"

You: "No, they serve headaches."

You vs. Volleyball Fans

At a game, you sat in the stands, grumbling while overhearing nearby fans talking about the twins.

Fan 1: "Atsumu’s setter skills are legendary!"

Fan 2: "Osamu’s spikes are to die for!"

You leaned over and sarcastically commented.

You: "Yeah, you should see them at home. Can’t even aim dirty socks into the laundry basket."

The fans freeze, utterly bewildered.

Fan 1: "Uh, who are you?"

You: "Someone with the misfortune of being related to them."

First Years Crushing on the Twins

You overheard two first years blushing about Atsumu and Osamu.

First Year 1: "Atsumu-senpai looked at me in the hallway! I almost died!"

First Year 2: "Osamu-senpai helped me pick up my books... I’m never washing my hands again."

You, exasperated, loudly interjected.

You: "For the love of everything good, they’re not that amazing. Atsumu talks with his mouth full, and Osamu snores so loud, it could wake the dead."

The first years gaped in horror.

First Year 1: "Y-You’re lying!"

You: "Am I?"

With the Team

The Inarizaki volleyball team started calling you "Miya #3," much to your annoyance.

Aran: "So, Miya #3, what’s your take on our next opponent?"

You "Say that again, and you’ll need a new libero."

Akagi: "I didn't even say anything."

wake-up call

A/N : i’m back :D i really missed writing so i thought i’d start posting on my favorite shitpost site 

summary : who’d wake you up in the morning and how they’d do it

inches slowly out of bed so they don’t wake you up. if you show any sign of being disturbed, they will STOP BREATHING and become a living statue 

yamaguchi

shakes you like a magic 8 ball

atsumu, tendou

yanks the covers away from you, if they’re awake so are you !!!

suna, mattsun, osamu, sugawara (he is secretly a menace), kuroo

tries their absolute hardest not to wake you but does it anyway. trips over a cord or smth

bokuto, nishinoya, hinata, ushijima

you wake them up

kenma, asahi, tanaka, sakusa, oikawa

gently taps your shoulder and waits for you to wake up

daichi, aran

opens the blinds, turns on all the lights, probably has an alarm set

iwaizumi, akaashi, kita

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them : is it hot in here or is it just you

you : what

them : what

NISHINOYA, atsumu, tendou, tanaka (he used this on kiyoko), MATTSUN, konoha, sugawara

just learned that nicotine constricts blood vessels, which can cause erectile dysfunction and now I can’t stop thinking about using that fact to finally convince ukai to stop smoking.

for all of your pleas about his health, the dangers of secondhand smoke, and how you want to spend a long life with him, nothing has ever stuck. he’s tried multiple times to quit, knowing how much you hate his smoking and knowing how bad it is for his health, but has never been able to give up the habit.

until one day you send him an article titled, The Connection Between Smoking and Impotence, and provide no further context. the flurry of messages he quickly starts to send in response go unanswered.

but when you get home from work, the apartment is a mess. all of the drawers in the kitchen are open. there’s a pile of jackets on the couch that have been pulled out of the closet. there are noticeably empty spots on the coffee table and kitchen table where two ashtrays used to be.

and the man himself looks just as frazzled. he has a trash bag in one hand and is digging through the bedside table with the other. his hair is a mess from where he’s clearly been running a hand through it all day. you can see a nicotine patch on one arm and how he’s angrily chewing on a piece of nicotine gum.

“keishin?” you ask, trying to keep the relief from your voice and the smile off of your face.

he glances up at you but quickly goes back to his search, coming up successful when he pulls a pack of cigarettes out of the drawer and shoves it into the trash bag that he’s holding.

“gotta quit smoking if I wanna keep my dick hard for you,” he grumbles but offers nothing else.

maybe you should be upset that it’s only when his cock is threatened that he shows this much urgency about quitting smoking, but if this is what it takes to make sure that the two of you get to spend a long and happy life together then you’ll gladly take it.