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Hal Strider - Blog Posts
Dirk!
Call me Strider 'way I'm walking all these players like a dog. Can't do nothing without me, always riding on this hog./ Everypony gather round, listen close to d-stri's teaching- the walls of Troy are nothing, bro, cuz I'm the prince of breaching./ I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. Di-viding every one like I'm a goddamn mathematician./ I'm surrounded by this water cuz I made the hoes so wet. Call all the boys to the yard, cuz I'm as hard as it gets./
Hal!
When I'm working, writing script, all you pawns should settle down. Don't yall worry about nothing, cuz hal striders in the house./ 'hal just take it easy, you don't need to come to bat!' I'm sorry Mr pres, I'm afraid I can't do that./ I'm a god, I'm a bot, I'm a string of ones and ohs. You know nothing about me, I keep all yall on your toes./ call me fake, call me immoral, but the calls just keep on pouring. Call up little mister Dora, cuz this skill gap needs exploring./
Roxy!
Hey babes!! (like hera from epic)
I got mad skills with these rad thrills, you know your man enjoyed it! Call me Mr steal your girl, cuz your warrantys now Voided!/ fly off little birdie, yeah you know I'll shoot you down! Cuz like that batterbitch the Rogue is coming for your crown!/ I got them magic fingers, yeah I make the kitties purr! Get that condescension out of here, cuz you know that I am Her!/ yeah you know the strilondes got it, all the gamers wanna go! I'm collecting all these rings singing 'you're too slow~'!/
if i could please stop drawing him
drew this bad boy on my iphone 🤡
all the striders??? wearign dresses?? (plus obligatory dirkjake)
i am not ashamed
jakehal coffee shop college au, where hal works part time as a barista and jake is his twin brothers ex-boyfriend thats also a regular in said coffee shop. they fucking hate each other.
this remind me of that one video
Me and my friends tried to recreate a panel from @meraki-sunset 's Crow Strider Au
It was a lot harder than I thought it would be, but I like the picture!!
Roxy (left): Voideycosplay
Hal: @mindofthemage (me)
Roxy (right): @ghostyfay
📷: Justfrenja