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Well, that was expected.
I was reading Thomas Jefferson's medical history and found that relatively a lot of his medical problems were because of his fancies in girls:
[Had] Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20).
And also
Jefferson broke his wrist in Paris in summer 1785 ... He was trying to jump a fence while touring Paris with a married woman. [The married woman being Maria Cosway who Jefferson loved]
Happy birthday, you duke of limbs