I Need More Oven Trio Fic - Blog Posts

YESSSSSS SOMEONE SAID IT😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

My sister got me into cookie run: Kingdom and I am addicted, my only grievance is the fact that NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE MAIN CHILD TRIO????? HELLO???

THEY WERE BAKED BY WITCHES, ARE APPARENTLY GOING UP AGAINST GROWN ADULTS AND WINNING, KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY COOKIES ARE BAKED AND ARE JUST SO FULL OF POTENTIAL, HELLO?????

WHERE ARE THE FICS? THE FANARTS? THE THEORIES????

WHY IS THERE NOT A LOT OF WORK ABOUT PURE VANILLA ADOPTING THEM BECAUSE THAT'S THEIR DAD! THAT'S THEIR FATHER! I DON'T CARE THAT HE IS FUCKING A JESTER! I CARE THAT HE LOVES THOSE KIDS, AND RESPECTS THEM, AND TRUSTS THEM, AND HAVE FAITH IN THEIR STRENGTH BUT STILL WORRY!

I CARE THAT TAKING CARE OF THEM WOULD BE A FORM OF REDEMPTION FOR FAILING HIS KINGDOM AND A GREAT HONOUR TO HIM ALL AT ONCE!

GIVE ME MORE ABOUT GINGERBRAVE, STRAWBERRY COOKIE AND WIZARD COOKIE BEING AWESOME, AND COOL, AND STRONG, AND CRYPTIC, AND SIBLINGS AND CHILDREN!

LET THOSE KIDS BE COOL TOGETHER IN 100K FIC PLEASE!!!!!

EDIT:

Anyone wants to team up with me and fix this problem? I got ideas. Lots of idea. Ideas that aren't necessarily good for the kids' mental health but very entertaining and dear God I sound like Shadow Milk Cookie.

Either way, the children are traumatised and OP and I am going to make it worse if someone enables me