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• he's surprisingly young??? He looks like he's in his mid 30s but he's 27
• will not drink water, only monster.
• hugeeeee rock fan, but only really obscure bands that no one knows about.
• may or may not have cried when someone recognized said band.
• gay gay homosexual gay
• hates asgores guts like absolutely fucking despises him (but will not deny hes hot)
• dad sneeze.
• laughs like a fucking maniac, not like disney villain laugh but JYCYHFYHFYUFV laugh.
• has fake jordans.
• shows up to work high af.