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Brimsley: Reynolds kissed me!
Agatha Danbury: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Brimsley : It was unbelievable!
Agatha Danbury: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Queen Charlotte: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Lady Danbury, get the tea and light the candles. Brimsley, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Brimsley: Oh, it ended VERY well!
Agatha Danbury: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Queen Charlotte: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Brimsley: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Queen Charlotte: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Brimsley : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair!
Agatha Danbury and Queen Charlotte: tell us more, more!
*meanwhile*
Reynolds while walking behind King George: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
King George: Tongue?
Reynolds: yes your majesty.
King George: Cool.
I relate to this on a personal level. I have in fact seventh wheeled as well. Maybe me and Eloise need to seventh wheel together 👀
Eloise: I am the ultimate third wheel.
Francesca, cuddling with John: You shouldn’t think that way.
Violet, holding hands with Marcus: Yes, what makes you say that?
Penelope, sitting on Colin’s lap: Completely untrue.
Eloise: Wow. I have leveled up to seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.