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Mingi: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Yeosang: Aww!
Mingi, putting both straws in his mouth: Babe look how fast I can drink this-
Jongho: my stomach growled super loud in french omg
Jongho: I would like to clarify my stomach did not growl in French, it growled in French class.
San: bonjour
Yeosang: Le growl
Mingi: hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Jongho: Why do I even talk to you guys
Felix: I’m awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I’m so happy to be alive!
Chan: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days. I can smell sounds. Somebody kill me.
Chan: What are you, 12?!
Jisung: On a scale of 1 to 10, yes
HAPPY JISUNG DAY
Seonghwa: PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
Mingi: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Yeonjun, threatening soobin with killing beomgyu: it seems the tables have turned!
Soobin: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Chanlix: Felix may be an idiot, but he’s MY idiot.
Seunglix: We’re BOTH idiots
Hwasa: [Gets down on one knee]
Wheein: OMG! It’s finally happening!
Hwasa: [Falls over]
Wheein: The poison is kicking in!
Yedam: [Sees Haruto and the rest of Treasure doing fortnite dances] What a bunch of idiots.
*looks closer*
Yedam: Wait, those are MY idiots
Nayeon: One of these days, I’m going to say fight me to the wrong person and they’re really just going to deck me.
Tzuyu: Oh, that day is closer than you think.
Felix: Music is just wiggling air.
Chan: Don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.
Soobin: Just because I’m smiling at Beomgyu doesn’t mean I like him!
Soobin: I could be picturing him on fire.
Seokjin: What’s the strongest force on earth?
Jimin: Love and Hope!
Hoseok: Sprite
Felix, sitting down with Changbin:
You like Chan, right? Well I have something to tell you.
Changbin: Yeah, he’s a good friend!
Felix: So you don’t want Chan to die, and I don’t want Chan to die. So, let’s work together so that Chan doesn’t want Chan to die
Chenle: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
WinWin: I’m pretending you’re in jail.
Chenle: Why
WinWin: It’s spiritually healing
Jeongin: My demons are chasing me, and they’re Naruto running-
Lucas: I’m the kind of guy who likes to think things through.
Kun: Since when? I once saw you eating a marshmallow that was still on fire.
Soobin: Yeonjun, i don’t know what your doing, but whatever it is, you’re doing it wrong
Kai: How long does a deodorant stick last for you?
Beomgyu: Usually about 3-4 bites depending on the size and taste.
Kai:
Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.
Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.
Kun: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Ten: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
Kun: TEN!
*jeongin, trying to solve a crossword puzzle*
Jeongin: What’s a seven to eight-letter word for disappointment?
[Minho passing by]
Minho: Seungmin.
Hongjoong: When I was your age...
Yunho: When I was your height...
Hongjoong: Don’t make me pull over this car.
Yeji: I thought I told you to dress formally!
Chaeryeong: I did! This shirt has no holes, the sleeves aren’t ripped off, and I’m not visibly carrying any items that may or may not accidentally kill Ryujin!
Taehyun: Can’t you just look at things from my perspective?
Soobin: *crouching down*
Taehyun: Listen here, you little-
Soobin: You didn’t even react! You need to react when someone cries!
Taehyun: I did! I rolled my eyes!
Chan: We’re screwed.
Felix: Hey! I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat!
Chan, pumping his fists in the air:
WE’RE SCREWED!! YAY!!
Yuna: I guess I’ll drink all my sorrows and worries away.
Yeji: Huh?
Yuna, proceeding to drink caprisun:
Yeji: ...Can I get one too?
Chan: So, you two got kicked out of the cinema. What for?
Jisung: Changbin was yelling diving scores during the titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Changbin: That last guy had a solid seven, let me tell you.
Seonghwa: There’s no practice today because Yeosang is at the police station.
Wooyoung: He’s in jail??
Mingi: We have to get him out of there!!
San: Jailbreak! I’m in!
Mingi: I’ll wear a dress and distract the guard!
Seonghwa: No! He is doing an internship there!