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Soobin: Why would you give a knife to a child??
Yeonjun: Kai felt unsafe!
Soobin: Well now I feel unsafe!
Yeonjun: I’m sorry.
Yeonjun:...Do you want a knife?
Hyunjin: It’s a crime to be better looking than me!
Minho, under his breath: Guess we’re all going to jail
Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?
Kai: Yeah?
Kai: What did you do instead?
Soobin: I told him I was straight!
Kai:
Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.
Soobin: Oh, thank god.
Kai: No one except Yeonjun.
Soobin: Fuck
Soobin: Where’s the idiot?
Beomgyu: I’m right here.
Soobin: Suprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time
Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.
Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.
Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.
Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire
Minho: If you were to die, what would be your last words?
Chan: Finally.
Minho: Chan, we talked about this-
Ryujin: Yeji?
Yeji: Yes?
Lia: How long can someone stay inside a washing machine without drowning?
Yeji:
Yeji: WHERE’S CHAERYOUNG?!
Yeji: I have made the decision to trust you.
Lia: A horrible decision, really.
- WooSanSang at 3 am-
Wooyoung: Why do people slap the remote when it’s not working?
San: Why does it start working tho
Yeosang:
Chen: omg... She's beautiful
Chen's baby girl: *starts to cry in falsettos*
Baekhyun behind the door: DID YOU HEAR THAT??? SHE'S MY LITTLE NIECE, SHE'S THE FUTURE OF MUSIC IMMA TEACH-
Chanyeol: Bro calm tf down, she was born just a couple of seconds ago-
Baekhyun: BUT STILL
Chen: *to her wife* remind me to never let Baekhyun be near the baby
Jisung: *singing to Minho* you make me feel special~
Felix: *enters the room and looks at them* and you make me feel single~
Changbin: *taking the car's keys* who wants to ride with me?
Felix: well, I'd ride you all the ti-
Chan: *slams his book on the coffee table* ONE DAY
Seungmin: here we go again
Chan: ALL I ASK IS ONE DAY IN PEACE
Chenle: he's beautiful, the most ethereal human alive, I want to know what he's thinking...
Jisung: *thinking deeply* ...how many waffles I can put in my mouth all at once?