Incorrect Twilight Quotes - Blog Posts

reader: how petty can you get?

caius: I once edited a Wikipedia article because I wanted to win the bet.

JANE AND READER SHENANIGANS

reader: i made tea.

jane: i can't drink tea

reader: i didn't make you tea. this is my tea

jane: then why did you tell me?

reader: it's a conversation starter

jane: what a horrible conversation starter

reader: is it tho? i mean were conversing. checkmate.

reader: why do my hands get cold and not the rest of me?

jane: it's the human body's way of regulating temperature

demitri: ghosts are holding your hands

reader: how romantic.

reader: describe yourself in one word,

emmett: indescribable.

reader: remember that first night we met and you fell madly in love with me?

jane: y/n.

reader: fine, the night I talked to you for five minutes and fell madly in love with you.

reader: these books are the oldest thing in this store-

reader: *bumps into jane*

jane:

reader: i was wrong

jane: you little shit-

reader: awe! blondie look at you getting all romantic with the candles!

jane:

jane: im literally about to sacrifice this newborn-

demitri: I just try to appreciate the little things in life

reader: *hugs jane*

jane: fuck you i'm not that short

demitri: yes the fuck you are

no one:

carlisle: maybe the real immortal child was the friends we made along the way

reader: do I know romance or what?

jane *yet again being a lil shit* what.

reader *confused*: I said, do i-

jane: I heard you.

Playing scrabble with the guards

reader: I will put an A down for A

felix: I will add a T to make AT

alec: I will add onto your AT to make RAT

jane *being a lil shit*: i will add onto your rat to make BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC

demitri: *flips board*

felix: god dammit.