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—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
Vil: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Epel: Bees?
Vil: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Epel: Wait-
Rook: (Approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly)
Vil: (To Mc from his expensive car) Get in, potato! We’re going shopping!
(Y/n): (Mumbles after they stub their toe against some furniture) Fuck me...
Malleus: (Looks at (Y/n) with a seductive look on their face) Well that can be arranged, my love.
(Y/n): (Realizes that Malleus heard what they've said) WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!