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Okay, getting my Asexual-spectrum Batman brainrot in some sort of order, everything is subject to being updated.

This turned out long and rambling, just the way I like it.

My main inspiration for this is a scene from the Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy, where Bruce and Alfred are discussing how to reintroduce Bruce into Gotham society. It's been awhile since I saw the film but I'm pretty sure Bruce looks at Alfred and is like, "So, what do young billionaires do that would explain vigilante injuries?" And then the scene cuts to Bruce and two foreign models swimming in a fountain at a fancy restaurant. And I'm like.

Fucking. Alfred. Suggested the himbo thing? Was this a passive-aggressive punishment for fucking off for years that went on for too long?

(I love my main man Mr. Pennyworth, I will meme that he's a saint. In reality, I think he's part of the reason the Robins keep having a terrible time passing on the mantle. I can address my grievances in another post tho.)

So I'm there, thinking about Batman and Bruce and growing up in private schools. I'm in the process of unlearning some damaging information that I was taught as "truth" from my own school days. I'm thinking of Butler Alfred, and his position as caretaker, and how he was raised, and what he would think is appropriate counsel.

When Bruce is hitting puberty and writing love poems to the tune of BeeGees songs to girls in class, how would Alfred handle that? He'd surely have a perfunctory talk with his charge about respecting women, how to be a proper gentleman, safe sex, warnings about people who are out for Bruce's heart as a way to get to his status and fortune.

But would Alfred even think to cover queerness? He surely knows of it, but he's from a generation and culture that is known for stoicism and silence. The generation where one might know a pair of "confirmed bachelors" or "spinster sisters", but one does not mention it in polite company. Perhaps he would decide to have that talk if it ever seems to be necessary.

But would Bruce ever think to ask about why he isn't as interested in sex as seemingly all the people around him? Why wouldn't he chalk that up to his massive trauma and call himself mature for it? And a number of girls would love that maturity, that Ice Prince gentility, that challenge. So he'd learn how to be charming, how to flirt. It's applied psychology to Bruce, it's masking, it's learning how to act like a "normal" human.

It's easy for me to see him continue that trend in his adult life. He is romantic and he isn't sex-repulsed; he matches the flirtation energy of someone and if they both want to have sex, they do. It's kind of fun for him, too, to learn someone's body and use his to make them feel so good.

It's just that, sex is just a mutual workout? And he legitimately enjoys doing other things together equally or more, like actual workouts or sparring or casework. Bruce will initiate sex if he picks up his partner's cues, but by the time he's comfortable enough with them to relax... He's just not in clue-finding mode. So partners become understandably annoyed. Upset. They feel like they're the ones putting in all the effort to keep the relationship alive and Bruce doesn't have the knowledge or words to explain his position.

So yeah, there are jokes about Batman being easy, jokes about his history of romantic relationships with rogues, civilians, and heroes alike. He's just doing what he thought was normal. Flirting back, following the other person's lead, matching the energy. It frustrates him when he thinks about it, because it's just another way he's Different and Broken and Missing Something that the rest of the world seems to understand on a basic level.

(To be firm: Bruce Does Not Match the energy of everyone who flirts with him. He is an adult and has his own tastes. He's got Polite Flirting, Interested Flirting, and Gray Rocking down pat.)

I can't draw at all, especially humans, but I tried draw human!Undine, adult and child.

So I’ve found a way to make Gifs

This is my test

Grim: “Kiraaaaaaaaaa!”

Grim loves his son

(ACLARACIÓN:dibuje esto solo para aclarar un punto d vista,si ven mi contenido,no dibujo este tipo de cosas y MUCHO MENOS ROMANTISO ESTO!)porqué lo digo?no faltara quien piense que hago pasar esto como algo positivo,Dios!no.No quiero malentendidos.

Ok,ok como dije estaba viendo Superjail de nuevo y me pregunte,qué pasaría con Once-ler en el futuro de Superjail como dictadura y su relación con Warden?a lo que pensé en… No creo que salga algo bueno de eso,realmente creó que se pondría algo horrible su relación.Tomemos en cuenta que Warden es un hombre inestable en todo sentido y creo que en el futuro se pone peor en TODO SENTIDO.Igual solo dibuje esto y ya,quien sabe si siga con esto…tengo que actualizar otras cosas xdd

Volviendo al punto de los dibujos,realmente en serio no creo que su relación sea bonita en el futuro si Superjail se vuelve en el apocalipsis dictopico.Warden se pone aún peor y realmente indeseable para Once-ler y los demás :// lamento decir que al menos esa es mi versión sobre esto.

Por suerte para ustedes,es solo uno de los futuros posibles o dimensiones…nada canon de esto en mi historia pero aún así es triste.

Igual,tengo que dibujar la versión de Once-ler del futuro,realmente se nota lo alejado que quiere estar de la dictadura pero aún así está obligado,LO SIENTO OK,pero no puedo imaginarlos felices con eso :,,((.

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(CLARIFICATION: I drew this only to clarify a point of view, if you see my content, I do not draw this type of things and I DON'T ROMANTIC THIS!!) why do I say this? there will be those who think that I pass this off as something positive, God! no I don't want any misunderstandings.

Ok, ok like I said I was watching Superjail again and I wondered, what would happen to Once-ler in the future of Superjail as a dictatorship and his relationship with Warden? So I thought… I don't think anything good will come out of that, it really did make their relationship horrible. Let's take into account that Warden is an unstable man in every sense and I think that in the future he will get worse in EVERY WAY. Maybe I just drew this and that's it. Who knows if I will continue with this… I have to update other things xdd

Getting back to the cartoon thing, I really don't think their relationship will be pretty in the future if Superjail becomes the dictatopian apocalypse. Warden becomes even worse and really undesirable to the Once-ler and the others :// sorry to say. At least that's my version of this.

Luckily for you, it's just one of the possible futures or dimensions…nothing canon about this in my story but it's still sad.

Anyway, I have to draw the Once-ler version of the future, it really shows how far he wants to be from the dictatorship but he is still forced, SORRY OK, but I can't imagine them happy with that :,,((.