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Lando: when you said 'magic in bed' this was not what I was expecting...
Y/N: *pulling a card from the deck* was THIS your card?
Lando: holy-
pinning Bsf Lando
Lando: you're a slut, you're a whore, you're a dick, and you're a bitch
Y/N: and with your help I could be president too
Lando: why don't you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock?????????
Y/N: alright, one sec
Y/N: hey, it says I gotta have my mouth open for this one boss