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I don't understand why you find this confusing : this is Batman and This is Nightwing and this is bitewing, nightwing's dog, and this is the batwing, batman's plane, not to be mixed up with Batwing, who is the son of the guy who built the batwing... How is any of that confusing ?
Carrie: We need to get through this locked door. Tiffany , give me your credit card.
Tiffany : Here.
Carrie, pocketing it: Thanks. Luke , kick down the door.
Luke : dad! My face is on fire!
Lucius: Luke ! Are you ok?!
Luke : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Lucius : But your face is on fire.
Luke : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Luke: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Barbara: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Dick: Smad
Dick: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Barbara: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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Damian: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Carrie: Isn't that just killing people?
Damian: Ah, don’t sweat the details .
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Jason: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Dick: Twelve, actually.
Jason: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Dick: Yours!
Jason: That's right: no one's.
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Damian: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Steph: I think you mean cards.
Damian, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bruce Wayne please come to the front desk?
Bruce, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to the batkids
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Dick, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Bruce: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Barbara: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Luke: You people already know too much about me.
Tiffany: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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Tim: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Cullen: Just rip the bandage off.
Tim: It’s Kon.
Cullen: Put the bandage back on.