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Massachusetts - Blog Posts
One of the experiences of my life is the time I went on a shitty trail while high on a tab of white blot paper acid and ate an entire 5 lb bag of apples over the course of 1 day
Looking around in the bushes for Chinese Mantises like I’m trying to strike insect gold
Tandem Bagel Co. in Easthampton is fucking GOATed if you don’t go I’ll hurt you
How the gas station clerks look at me when I ask if they got any menthol Juul in stock
Btw if you people talk bad about the Holyoke Mall again I'm going to GET you, I freaking love it and I'm commissioning someone to draw me art of it as a human (freaky style) that I will NOT be sharing with the public
Saw this fricking creature at a secret, undisclosed gross building location
large acai bowl from the Brazilian place at the Holyoke Mall food court after I tip 25%… you can heal me…
Back in Massachusetts, felt like I was going to end if I didn't get back here even an hour sooner…
Had to leave my homeland for a week, I feel myself growing weaker by the day… is Holyoke Mall still there?
Drinking gallons of local milk per week people at work are talking about me… I love you Massachusetts cows…
Northampton might be the lesbian capital but Easthampton is the old gross buildings capital so who’s really winning
Love driving over to Amherst and smoking a ton of weed and then eating a ton of food at any of the 5 college’s student buffets (I’ve never been a student for a single day)