Massachusetts - Blog Posts

Western Mass is better, I love it out here I’m out on the nature trails trying to imagine I’m lost forever and I’ll never escape the woods it’s one of my favorite hobbies

Adding to the general vibe by talking to animals on public trails awhile actively avoiding acknowledging the people around me exist so they don’t talk to me

Sprinting around in public and screaming incoherently to let off some steam

Gonna merge my car into yours in the parking lot hope that’s okay

Love to be transgender and to kill the sanctity of American culture (I also love committing crimes since it’s easy and fun)

Practicing my tailgating in VR games

There’s a band called Korn? You’re telling me a shrimp wrote this music?

Most interesting thing that’s happened in my part of Western Mass was I saw a bear in public and went back inside and didn’t report it at all. I was on the clock and didn’t want that to eat into my lunch break.

The Walmart receipt checker looking at me in disgust after they open the trash can I’m buying and it has like 100 Blu-ray dvds from the bargain bin in it

I drink raw milk FOR the poop

MASSACHUSETTS!!!!!!!

I live there, there’s queer people and I guess some of the other kind

Considering people I meet trans until it’s proven to me they’re not and seeing how that affects my mental health

Every time I see a Dunkin’ my soul energy decreases

I’m target training myself using a body pillow featuring a living human person, watch out

I’m angry all the time now

There was a fucking guy in my apartment, look at him looking around and shit

Applying for an X gender marker federal license in Massachusetts since they’re saying fuck Trump here wish me luck lol

Gonna replace every QR code I come across with a sticker QR code redirecting to goatsie, buying a pack of 1,000 and hitting the town I’ll be the change I want to see in the world

Just ordered this difficulty modifier for being in public

Gonna tell people who sir or ma’am me they’re wrong and correct them to the opposite no matter what they say just for the pleasure of making people uncomfortable in public

Scrolling through my tumblr feed at work and quickly going past the pictures of completely nude trans women before my coworkers can see

Standing on water while transgender wtf

Saying “Oh my God they shot him!!” to a conservative family member and showing them a photoshopped news article of Trump dead to ruin their world for a minute or so

Being trans is actually anti-fascist, every day you’re alive and trans that’s direct action baby

Evidence of some sort of… creature…

Woah wtf was that did you guys see that strange creature in the snow????

Bro I’m out here being a trans woman and enjoying the serenity of nature

Bro it’s cold here in Jerma Land

Love when my little gay weed dispensary that puts on little gay deals for gay weed carts so I can smoke way too much of my gay Girl Scout Cookies flavored gay weed oil