Miami Gp 2025 - Blog Posts

I fear I wasn't awake for the first 49 laps but Ferrari DRS train?? Right in front of Carlos Sainz??

watching this ferrari disasterclass right now, 1644 having drama because of ferrari’s incompetence IM TIRED.

inside you there are two wolves: one wants oscar wdc, the other years for mclaren to burn to the ground

“how are we holding up, guys?”

the guys:

every bit of footage of this lap is better than the last i love you lego

Bumper car crimes committed at the drivers' parade, Miami GP 2025:

George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:

Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:

Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:

Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:

...which George rightly defends:

Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:

George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:

CONTACT!

George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!

THEY'RE DRIVING THE LEGO CARS 😭😭😭😭😭

the goodest boy

lia block is shouldering the full weight of the williams curse BY HERSELF. she is atlas carrying the heavens on her shoulders. any success that alex and carlos enjoy is thanks to her sacrifice

f1 in 2025 is a whole lot of laps of nothing happening and then all of a sudden everything happening at once

f1 Charles Leclerc hits the wall!! 😱 With rain falling heavily, Leclerc sustains heavy damage on his way to the grid after contact with the wall

All of this bullshit only to end with Norris P1.

This is so fire, I have zero idea still how this works, but I’ll mess around nonetheless

miami 2025.

that perspective was HELL. no regrets tho

I loved Miami but god did I have a realization and a heart break, Oscar is such a talented driver and I absolutely love him but I just feel bad for lando he’s been with McLaren for what six years now he’s been with them through it all and I feel like maybe they should be prioritizing him AND I KNOW I KNOW LET THEM FIGHT IT OUT ON TRACK WHOEVERS BETTER WILL WIN FAIR AND SQUARE BUT OMG i get it like if they should just let them battle and let whoever’s better will win and win fair but I just can’t like hes been with that team through everything and now that he’s doing good hes with a teammate that’s arguably better then him idk this is my worst nightmare come to life

here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:

disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.

Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.

congrats to Oscar Piastri on his win in Miami <3

Oscar PiGriddy was not on my 2025 bingo card smh

Sky Sports on Max’s pole: “He proves to be a daddy once again”

Goated sport, really

I’ve got an inkling that Max sees just a little 🤏 bit of himself in Kimi. It explains a lot 😭

“have a tea break while you’re at it” is the most British way I’ve ever heard a person tell someone to go fuck themselves

Im sorry but how did 43 year old Fernando Alonso hit a better griddy than 24 year old Oscar Piastri 😭

absolutely foul graphic 💀

me watching isack kimi and fernando as the rest of the rookies dnf one by one

me watching isack kimi and fernando as the rest of the rookies dnf one by one

watching the ferrari drivers giggle happily and drive in those lego cars like schoolboys is like watching a victorian criminal get their last wish before publicly getting executed

the rain really said fuck charles specifically huh

"Could he [Oscar] be the new superhero of Formula 1?" "I'm working, I'm trying for it to be ME"

VCARB dupe

HP sponsor used to be cunty..tf is this