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Wooyoung: Mingi, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?
Mingi: You've a bald patch *leaves*
Wooyoung: WHAT!?
Mingi: I don't understand why Seonghwa won't talk to me anymore.
Yunho: Have you tried apologising for fighting with him?
Mingi: I would rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
Mingi and Yunho, after fighting: Are we in trouble?
Hongjoong: Have a guess.
Mingi and Yunho: No?
Seonghwa: Take another guess.
*Source: B99? *
Mingi :Name one mean thing I've ever done!
San: You convinced me eggs weren't real!
*Source: Tumblr*
Yunho: Fuck, I lost Hongjoong -Hyung!
Mingi: How did you lose him!?
Yunho: Give me a break, he's like two inches tall!
*Source: Tumblr *
Hongjoong: Tall people are the enemy.
Mingi: Can't even see you hating all the way down there.
Hongjoong: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know until its too late.
*Source: Tumblr*
Mingi: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gayy.
Yunho: You're my boyfriend.
Mingi:
Yunho: and you're sitting in my lap right now.
Mingi:
Yunho: literally everything you said was inaccurate.
Mingi: Actually, I was right about the hot tub part.
*Source: Vine and Tumblr*
Mingi: Everybody, synchronize your watches.
Wooyoung: I don't know how to do that.
San: I don't wear a watch.
Jongho: Time is a social construct.
*Source: Tag*
Hongjoong: I'm sick of being such a huge loser!
Mingi: Come on... You're not that huge.
Hongjoong:
*Source :Tumblr *
Jongho: So, Yunho-hyung -
Mingi, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: I love him a normal amount.
*Source: Tumblr*
Yunho: You actually saved us Jongho-ah! I owe you my life.
Jongho: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not impressed.
*Source: I don't know, someone please tell meðŸ˜*
Mingi: Hyung, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?
Hongjoong : You've a bald patch *leaves*
Mingi: WHAT!?
*Source: An actual conversation between myself and my brother*
Mingi: I'm perfectly fine.
Yunho: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Mingi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
*source:Tumblr*