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He’s so so so daddy coded 🧡

Prime Sugar Daddy James!

nsfw headcannons

- When he looked like this!

- Walk with me… He’s freshly divorced and is definitely going through a midlife crisis. He meets a girl wayyy too young for him and is so excited. He feels like his love life can and should be fun again.

- GIFTS GALORE

- He’s always trying to talk on the phone - calling, texting (it’s what people your age love to do according to him).

- He is definitely sending you nudes (he is sending those dick pics i fear) and also voice messages telling you how much he needs and misses you.

- When he sees you in person he always has something to prove. And don’t be calling him “old man” as a joke because he will take it seriously and try to fuck you all night. You insist that he doesn’t have to do all that and that you’re just teasing but nope, deep down he is bothered.

- He’s at the age where it’s getting abundantly clear that yeah he’s becoming an old man. His insecurities are starting to blossom, but you make sure to remind him everyday how much you love him and that his age doesn’t matter (it turns you on actually but you don’t say all that).

- Flowers ALL the time. The sweetest notes are always attached…

- I mean like it or not guys but he is definitely referring to himself as “Daddy” and “Papi”, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s true.

- He is actually so sentimental and gentle with you. You’re so spoiled it’s literally not even funny, you get any and everything you want. He wants to keep you as happy as possible.

- I feel like he would let you get away with anything, not just because of how much he adores you but I feel like he would be battling guilt from his past behaviors in his relationships and now that he’s older he feels like he has to atone in some way, y’know…

- Once you realize that, you’re such a brat sometimes and you LOVE to push his limits to see just how much he puts up with before he snaps.

- The perfect time to do it is when you fly out to his home in Colorado to spend weekends with him and it’s just the two of you. Huge house, secluded with everything you need. Yeahhh pound town.

- It’s always so cold in the mountains. When you’re good he lays you down in front of the fireplace on some soft gigantic rug (it’s probably some poor animals skin unfortunately 😭). It’s so warm and cozy you stay there for hours bodies connected, all over each other. The only things you can sense is the warmth from the crackling fire, the plush of the rug and him inside of you.

- When you’re bad, you’re pressed against the cold glass sliding door with your tits and face smashed right on it. One of his hands on your waist and the other in your hair keeping you firm on the glass. It’s so cold and he doesn’t give you a second to think nor does he care, he’s just railing you relentlessly.

- Honestly you love it both ways.

- If I say he loves to fuck you in the ass would you guys still rock with me? Because he really does... no it’s true it’s true.

- One time after he gets you something particularly expensive, you devise a way to thank him that you haven’t before. You order one of those heart shaped butt plugs with the colored crystal/gem, the pink one specifically. It’s your first time so you’re watching and reading everything to prepare, lube ready.

- When he finally comes home from on the road, you make sure to put on the cutest shortest little dress you can find with no panties under it to greet him. You jump into his arms and he covers you with kisses. He missed you so much, he always does.

- “I have something special for you” you say looking up at him through your lashes. “Oh really baby, and what might that be?”.

- You take his hand sliding it over your ass and up the skirt of your dress. When his finger hits the plug, his heart sinks to his stomach. Poor guy has never gotten so turned on so fast he literally stopped breathing - he’s actually lightheaded. Needless to say your knees, wrist and elbows are bruised because it goes down right on the hardwood floor.

- So yeah sugar daddy James is a giver in every sense of the word.

It’s not a want it’s a need! The same way I need air to breathe and water to drink…sigh

You uncovered this outlaw soul

You should've gone, baby, long ago

But you shined a light where it was dark

On this wasted heart