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who would win in a fight for charles love max verstappen or franz hermann
Oh oh okayokayokay so Max would definitely win in a physical fight. dude shows up shirtless for no reason, already angry, probably tries to suplex Franz before the bell even rings. he fights like someone who’s been mad since birth.
But Franz? Franz doesn’t fight. Franz haunts. He just shows up in a turtleneck, says something cryptic like “love is a battlefield, but I only bring poetry,” and Charles is done. Fully spiralling. googling “how to fall in love with a man who may or may not be emotionally unavailable and vaguely European (and maybe dutch??).”
So yeah,, Max wins the battle, but Franz wins the war. And the boyfriend.
tldr: franz hermann obviously.