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3 years ago

Yeah, I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road

I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core

I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road

I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core

She got a stabbing through the back

Then her body was snatched

Healed up her back

Got the core to get attached

Have a host of course, ha

Took a load of force

I been in the castle

Andrias is doing worse, now

Can’t nobody stop my army

Nobody stop my army

Can’t nobody stop my army

Nobody stop my army

Back when I attacked her

She was mine soon after

Now my name is Darcy

And I’m even better

My life is a roleplay

Scheming and some foreplay

Bullied the king today

Then tripped down the stairway

Can’t nobody stop my army

Nobody stop my army

Can’t nobody stop my army

Nobody stop my army

Yeah, I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road

I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core

I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road

I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core

Game board, flame sword, got a nasty back scar

Got a lot of cloak-bots going after that star

Something down in wartwood’s really setting off my gaydar

After I invade Earth I’ll need to drive a cool sports car

Got no chill, it’s been in the basement

It went insane, so back to that Olm Town Road

I wanna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core

Yeah, I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road

I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core

I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road

I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core

(I made this because my friend jokingly came up with the idea and no one was around to physically restrain me)


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