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it may have been done before but I desperately need a Death Note AU where L is a native English speaker BUT whenever Light talks about him, he goes "yeah L sounds fluent but sometimes he says things even I can't translate". And then it turns out L is like Scottish or something.
Light's internal monologue: just you wait, L. I have the upper hand! I'll find out your true name and become the God of the New World!!
L's internal monologue: yer granny gets bullied at the bingo hall