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*INTJ and ENFP petting a puppy. The puppy begs for more and ENFP obliges*
INTJ: Hmm... I wonder why animals like being petted all the time? Does is really that good?
ENFP: why don't you try it for yourself and find out?
*ENFP fiendishly smiles at INTJ*
INTJ: What? What are you --?
*ENFP pets INTJs head*
ENFP: So, how is it?
INTJ: Ahem. ... Well... It's ok.
INTJ: I mean it does feel good but it's nothing someone will be addicted to.
ENFP: Well, there you have it.
*ENFP stops petting INTJ*
INTJ: oh I'm sorry... Did I say 'stop'?
INTJ: Now do it again and this time tell me I'm 'a good boy'.