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In the dnd game I’m in yesterday we discovered something amazing
My friend sent me this after saying something without context and I felt like I needed to share it
The characters
Dm: dungeon master
Darya (Rogue Fighter (Pirate) Tabaxi): my character
Salsa/Salvera (Bard bird): my friend that did this
Makoto/Mak/Mac n Cheese/Freddy Faz Bear (Chaotic ass barbarian dragonborne)
The player/friend that’s been gone so he’s turned into Freddy from security breach
God/Caius (unarmed fighter): NPC we dragged along
So we stepped into basically a boss arena in these super cold icy mountains
Darya rolled stupid high on history and investigation a 31 and nat 20 with a total of 34
She finds a symbol of Tiamat in the floor
(And some other things but what matters is the symbol)
(We have dealt with Tiamat and Asmodeus before when Mak accidentally released hell)
AND OUT OF NO WHERE
MY GOOD PAL
THE PC OF SALSA AKA SALVERA
“Tiamat is Cotten eye joe”
We all started dying
And I was sent this
Tgcf book 5 is so funny to me because everyone is like “we have to keep this on the down low, we can’t let the ghosts know there’s a heavenly official infiltrating Mount Tonglu” and then everyone and their mother shows up for one reason or another and everyone is just like “yeah, this is fine”
I followed you immediately after swing the silly way you drew your clone shit posts. I’m buckled in and ready for a ride!
Tysm for sharing!
Rex said ‘thank you very much!’ ♥
Y/n: you know what concerns me?
Soap: what?
Y/n: the fact that me, you and Gaz can go around doing really stupid shit, and no one will question it or even be slightly concerned by it, but it's when we aren't doing stupid shit that they get worried about us
Soap:
Soap: that is concerning
What’s better than creating one whole multi-season tv show with your friend based off of one stupid joke?
DOING IT TWICE
Tis the season... or something... what ever.