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Now, that girl's Mother, on the other hand, said:
"You have a very Weird store. Very, very Weird. Disturbing."
I only replied,
"Thank you, My Boss does love her store."
5 year old girl just now:
"Ummmm I have a question. Did you grow your beard yourself, or is it fake?"
"Oh, I grew it myself."
"That's really cool, I love it."
"Awwwww, thank you, I appreciate that!"