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Today in retail:
I had a guy tell me my body was tight, that I should have been a stripper and he hopes we meet in another life since I'm married and he tried to give me $200 cash. I kept declining, then he dropped a $20 and demanded I keep it. He asked me if I had eaten lunch yet and said he'd buy it for me.
Gotta love retail! 😂