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It was a beautiful sunny day. The sun was shining, the birds chirping a wonderful song, the wind nice and cool.
It was simply a perfect day. . . . For chaos!
The cookie cleared her throat, then clapped her hands together. "Alrighty then. Vocal cords ready, jam sugar replenished." She placed her hands on her hair to adjust her blue bow, then patted her locks so her eyes could close. "Let the show begin!"
She perked up when she heard familiar voices walking closer to her side, then snapped her fingers to release the hounds she had taken for her grand performance. "Ahem. Aa ahh~ Perfect!" She cleared her throat again, then inhaled. "HELP! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!"
"Huh? Sounds like someone needs our help!" She heard a cookie, Gingerbrave if she recalled, speaking up making her giggle. "No! I can't laugh yet, I have to hold it in. HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!" she continued to scream, turning around to run towards the cookie's direction with the hounds on her heels. When she saw familiar cookies rushing towards her, she made sure her eyes widened and began to cry. "AHH SO SCARY!"
"Don't worry Miss!" Gingerbrave called out, brandishing his candy cane out as he and his friends ran towards the hounds. "We'll take care of this!"
The cookie ran and hid behind a tree, before poking her head out to stare at them. "Annnd target captured." She giggled, placing her hand over her mouth to hide her grin. After watching them deal with the hounds, she stepped out and adjusted her dress, fiddling with her sleeves. "Um, thank you all so much for saving me!" She said, letting out a sigh of relief. "Those hounds suddenly started to chase me when I was taking a walk. It was so scary...."
"It's alright now Miss." A warm familiar voice spoke up, and she blinked when she felt warm hands cup her own. Pure Vanilla Cookie gave her a smile, his eyes opened making an unfamiliar feeling creep up inside her, which she was quick to shove down. "I'm just glad we got here in time. Here, let me see if I can heal any of your injuries."
"Ah - thank you kind sir." She forced a giggle out, blue heterochromatic eyes staring directly at the bright blue soul jam that was here, HERS! As she felt Pure Vanilla use his power on her, a warmth that made some part of the cookie want to curl up in a blanket and sleep peacefully, she shook her head to quickly get back into character. "Thank you so much. May I get your name good sir?"
"Oh!" He let out a soft laugh. "Of course. My name is Pure Vanilla Cookie, and these are my dear friends, Gingerbrave Cookie, Wizard Cookie, and Strawberry Cookie."
"Hello!"
"I-It's nice to meet you."
"Good day."
"Hohohoho! It's nice to meet all of you." She smiled. "You cookies are so shiny and so strong!"
Strawberry Cookie tilted her head to the side. "Shiny and strong?'
Oops, she might have made a mistake. Oh whatever, that's what improv is for! "Yes! So shiny so strong! The aura you guys radiated when you were fighting was so . . . . beautiful. So inspiring! You guys could be the protagonist of your own epics! Your own stories!"
"Awww" Gingerbrave blushed, Strawberry Cookie let out a squeak and pulled the drawstrings of her hoodie to hide a bit, and Wizard Cookie huffed with pride. Kids, so naive. Well, at least that was solved.
"You four gave me your names, but you don't know mine!" She gasped, removing her hands from Pure Vanilla's grip to pick up the edge of her dress, and gave the four a bow. "I am Blueberry Jam Cookie. It's a pleasure to meet you all!"
"The pleasure is all ours." Pure Vanilla chuckled making Blueberry let out a giggle. "Would you like us to guide you back home Miss Blueberry? It's pretty dangerous in the forest."
"Oh my~" Blueberry Jam beamed. "That would be so! See, I actually came here to get a few more supplies for my trip! See, I'm actually moving out and wanted to gather a few berries, but I forgot my wand back home and well the hounds found me and . . . .well you know the rest."
"Oh! Where are you heading Miss Blueberry?"
A grin formed in her face, and she bit back her cackle. "Why, Vanilla Kingdom!"
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Shadow Milk wasn't sure how much time had passed.
Days? Weeks? Months? Years!?
He didn't care really. All he cared about was that He Was Tricked.
"How the fuck did he do it!?" The Beast Cookie mumbled, raking his hand through his hair, the eyes on his locks closing instinctively so he wouldn't poke them. "I . . . . I completely outsmarted him! I was the one in charge! Me, me , ME!"
He suddenly paused, more memories hitting his head. 'Sometimes, you need the darkness to see the light.' rang in his head as a picture of a card for an Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie, literally identical to the cookie he had ran away from, flashed in his eyes, and a scream of pure rage escaped his mouth. "WITCH DAMM IT!"
So, everything he had experienced, everything he had faced, all of his ideas, all of his plans, capturing Pure Vanilla and watching as he turned into Truthless Recluse . . . It . . . Was. . . . All . . . . SCRIPTED OUT!????
"AGGGHHHHH! STUPID DEVELOPERS! STUPID WITCHES! STUPID BEASTS? STUPID ANCIENTS! STUPID FUCKING PURE VANILLA COOKIE!'"
(人*´∀`)。*゚ +(人*´∀`)。*゚ +(人*´∀`)。*゚
After even more hours of screaming and unfortunately crying, he was calm now.
Shadow Milk. . . . .was calm .
Breathe in . . . . Breathe out . . . .
In . . . . Out . . . .
Now, what should she do? Should he give up and mope forever? Find the stupid Cookie and drag him back to the Spire so she could beat him up? Awakened Ancient or not, with enough spite and rage, Shadow Milk could do anything.
It was literally his motto! In both lives! With enough spite, rage and dedication, you could accomplish anything!
Shadow Milk slowly blinked before a smile grew on his face. "I should write that down somewhere."
Back to his original thought, what could he do? Everything had played out the same way it did in game, so could he even do anything?
Shadow Milk hummed in thought and pushed himself to float in the air, then moved his body upside down as he closed his eyes. "Decisions decisions.....Ah! I got it!"
It was a beautiful plan! A marvelous plan!
It was a splendid beautiful marvelous plan!
With a wide grin on his face, Shadow Milk flipped his body right side up and allowed his feet to touch the ground, walking towards one of the few mirrors that didn't break. "Hmmm," he hummed, cupping his cheeks. "If I make my hair a little bit shorter....ah! This dress looks dashing on me? Oohh what about this eye shadow!"
A few minutes later, the female cookie twisted and turned as she appraised herself. "Beautiful! Well, off course I'm beautiful I'm well, me!" She proclaimed, placing her hands on her hips. "Silly Vanilly, did you really think I'll let you go? Never."
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(Hoping this ask doesn’t get buried or eaten oop—)
First of all, I just wanted to say that I absolutely adore your art! I was already leaning towards having PureShadow be my new favorite ship, but seeing all the wonderful art you’ve made for it sealed my fate lol. Love these two fools and I can’t wait to see them make each other worse better :3
Secondly, if you’re still doing requests, could you do smthn with Shadow Milk being genuinely flustered by Pure Vanilla? Like SM acts all “Ohhh I must be your favorite cookie! You think I’m sososo pretty!” and PV hits him with the “u rite,” completely catching him off guard
If you’re too overwhelmed by art requests, feel free to just write about this instead! Either way I hope you take good care of yourself and you have a great day! ^w^
Consider this a part 2 to the previous post
(also this is just for fun while I continue to draw and waste my life away on these gay cookies...)
Absolutely no context. Take it as is. (I made these and more a while ago and completely forgot I have a Tumblr to post on now)
Lmao I'm so sigma idk
Anyway CacaoPure, BurningVanilla, FairiePure, WindVani and ShadowVanilla mentioned lmao.
when ur so chronic for toxic cookie yaoi u bust out a a whole animatic for them in a week 😖😖
Btw ty to all those who liked, reblogged or commented on the wip UR ALL ACTUALLY THE BEST TYSMMMMM
Tis but a visitor knocking at my chamber door.
Y'all we got matching outfits unintentionally-
Since I'm one of the few players that came back(and became active af), I'm still loyal to my dear forgotten guild.
(I had fun changing PV's dialogues when I found out I sat next to Smilk)
Since I'm one of the few players that came back(and became active af), I'm still loyal to my dear forgotten guild.
(I had fun changing PV's dialogues when I found out I sat next to Smilk)
So I speedran through chapter 8. Conclusion, it made me smile and giggle like a maniac the whole time. Anyways, beware of spoilers(about PV and Smilk) down there
*fangirl screaming*
I made a smol ShadowVanilla place for them <3
I just noticed PV's staff is quite similar to Smilk's and also PV's clothing..
(and why the hell is Smilk smirking in almost every screenshot I took??)
Shh they're having an argument. I wonder who can win over Vanilly? Just look at it how Smilk smirk, I think he's winning
Don't mind me third wheeling them~
(this place is supposed to be a flower garden for Pure Vanilla and White Lily since I'm a PureLily fan but Smilk came home yesterday so it's ShadowVanilla's now-)
Golden cheese: *walks into room with Cacao and lily sat on one side, Vanilla flustered and not looking at them on the other*
Goldie looks at cacao and lily. Then at Vanilla who looks back at her through his fingers. Back and forth a few times, before stopping on Vanilla
Goldie:oh my god I get it. Ohhhhh my God I get it
Vanilla: oh thank God.
Goldie: destroy my kingdom? Never. Me? I mean he could if he buys me dinner first....
Vanilla:RIGHT?! He could tell me sweet lies anytime
Lily: you two aren't real-
Cacao: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE COULD
Goldie: IM SAYING HE COULD GET IT AND ID THANK HIM- ESPECIALLY IF IT STOPPED HIM DESTROYING OTHER THINGS.
Lily: YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX HIM?!
Vanilla: he could make me worse.....
Cacao: VANILLA!
this was supposed to just be a warmup but it took way longer than expected
some more sketches of them i did a while ago when i was still getting more used to drawing them + a sage of truth wip
hello friends would you like some possibly tumblr exclusive smpv art because i feel very shy about posting this on twitter
2 words, cave exploration
Monster PV picking up Shadow Milkk
Haha this was a cute request, He probably would pick smilk up often like that!
here's a closeup as well of smilk just in case!
I've been cooking..... Click for better quality!
I plan to make a comic on a separate ask-blog to explain how Shadow Milk got stuck in Pure Vanilla's Orchid Staff, and from there draw little doodles detailing silly slice-of-life moments based on asks! (There will also be plot in the comic-style, but spread out far between because I cannot colour very fast-)
So stay tuned for that if it interests you! <3
drops this and runs click for better quality! <3
Sage of truth and truthless recluse again!! :3 (pls dont ask where their hats r still i ate them)
I like this one a lot more than the last one 😭
I'm just gonna keep posting sot and tr sketches until i finish the second chapter of the comic (+ i love these two smmmm) >◇<
Tagged/intended as a ship but can be taken platonically as well :}
Sage shutting tf up for once ver
they're waiting for their train and sage got eepy -0- zZ (dont ask where their hats are i am NOT drawing those fuckass things) this is tagged as a ship but it can be taken as platonic or not hshshfhrjshdbr
Sot and tr sketch since chap 2 of the comic is taking so long :p
Sorry if anyones actually waiting on that 😓
I love these sillies!!!
More shadowvanilla art but I will return with some One Piece art later >:3
Quiet dreams along the great sage wisdom
Did you notice two birds? I like them idk why xddd
A little bit more of silly Vanilly and smc cause I can and who’s gonna stop me
"The room is Warm"
-Jambound 13/04/25
So... Jambound Fans... how we feeling out there tonight?
*insert nasally cries of horrific intensity*
Jamma, Jamma, Jamma, the anon you are. If you're reading this, please never incur the wrath of the Ao3 author curse T•T
sincere,