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Do you wanna see possibly the worst retelling ever?
You look at the goodreads summary and you think, "Well, that's sort of interesting."
But then you see the inside dust jacket.
And it only gets worse.
Is... is this author aware that Dracula DOES have Mina's POV? Like we know what Mina feels about it. We know Mina's perspective. She likes her husband, typewriters, and trains.
Feminist Dracula, y'all.