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Stay sexy don’t get murdered
This is terrible. Keep going.
Pepper spray first, apologise later.
Here’s the thing, fuck everyone.
It’s really hard to strangle someone, so maybe don’t do it.
The only people that have secret diaries are going to fucking murder someone.
It’s never a mannequin!
Fuckin’ denim jacket much, Steve!
Find the one thing you love and shut up about it
Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil
Steven! Make me sound like I can read!
Two things organ music is good for: ice skating and mass murder.
Unless you’re a ghost baseball player you don’t need to be in that field.
Just get a job, buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.
You’re in a cult, call your dad.
Don’t take shit to your grave. You’re being a selfish dick.