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“He’s toxic. His smile will poison you. His boyish charm dangerous. The glint in his eyes as he challenges you to do something devious is lethal.”
— (via hellothisistruth)
anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me
me: [softly] for fuck's sake
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*