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Headcanon that Makarov just has beef with anyone who has blue eyes (see: price, soap) n that’s why soap’s eyes are green now
@emmsiplier can vouch this is probably the whole plot of mwiii
Living in capitalism is me being under the weather and needing a few days off because I don’t want to make other people miserable with my health but also being unable to take days off suddenly without a doctor’s note or I’ll get written up BUT not wanting to go through the trouble and cost of getting a doctor’s note
One of these days I’ll be in a relationship again (I’ve only ever been in three) (two of them were abusive)
Shoutout to the time last night I saw Konig getting an execution on someone and I was like “oh I’m gonna go watch and invade his personal space to make him feel triumphant” only to quickly realize. No. We were not on the same team and in fact it was my teammate being executed
Artist recreation
Lake Superior hands down. I could go OFF on it
Beautiful lake, terrifying and mysterious. So so so much history both brutal and amazing, this motherfucker changes the very climate around it?? Crazy
Bonus points for sturgeon in there
Since people were upset I didn't include the great lakes in my last poll, here's another one
How will they kiss… their mouths are incompatible…..
Someone else should be garposting and help me clear up this mess
I am willing to enter into an enemies to lovers uneasy alliance between species
Not pictured is Key dying immediately after taking this photo
Absolutely obsessed with this pic from @emmsiplier of my fucked up dead body
Absolutely obsessed with this pic from @emmsiplier of my fucked up dead body
I just started playing cod like four days ago and I don’t understand how people get so angry at video games LMAO like buddy!!! Have fun or ELSE this is a THREAT!!
- A small boy who informed me that he was one pound. Normal people are five pounds, according to him, and sharks are ten pounds. He lost his mind when I told him that we have an animal that is five hundred pounds
- My dive buddy from yesterday’s pool session, and the gentleman that joined in on our torpedo catch game. I don’t know the additional guy’s name, but he told be good luck on my buoyancy
- The hilarious experience my mom and I had at the Barbie Malibu Cafe
- The sheer diversity in people. I’ve never seen so many different people in one place. To be fair the state I came from was extremely white and generally conservative
- That previously mentioned Thor manager that randomly gives me things. He bought me a fidget cube because I kept destroying towels. He handed me a piece of a broken microphone during a morning meeting without a single word
- A bunch of guys drawing a penis out of them walking on a snow-covered lake
- Baby softshell turtles!
- An older woman handed me a handmade frog charm while I was working. I think she was a fae
- My nametag has a price sticker on it for $0.12. I get a lot of comments on it about how I’m worth more than twelve cents. It makes me happy, even if the sticker is just a meme
Things I Like Here.
So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them
- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly
- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them
- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere
- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey
- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs
- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”
- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again
- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute
- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before
- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free
- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great
- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”
- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress
- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug
- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five
- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there
- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor
I can’t believe I asked @emmsiplier to add Ghost to their household so Seven wouldn’t be lonely and he immediately started grilling and then set the grill on fire
So remember that brick oven bus I posted about here, anyways my parents surprised me by taking me there
Turns out they are not putting children in the oven , it was pizza
- The work truck that had a toy truck of the same kind strapped on its bed
- My work. I never would’ve gotten a job like this if I stayed in my old state
- The kind woman that greeted me every morning when I got my breakfast. I think she’s working somewhere else now, I hope she’s doing great
- The woman today who lingered as I scanned her and her kids’ tickets and they ran into the aquarium. She paused and asked me how I was doing. She told me “I have a message from my father in heaven. He loves you.” She told me to continue having a blessed day
- The woman in a wheelchair jamming out to a rave behind me
- Related to above, the toddlers on their parents’ shoulders also jamming out to said rave
- The police officer (ACAB) holding an assault rifle admiring the stingrays
- The two mall cops who stared at the stingrays while the rest of them tried to investigate the source of the smoke coming from the bathrooms
- The man at the pizza joint who saw me dancing to his boombox
- The same man who mimicked the poster next to him from an old movie by picking up that boombox and lifting it over his head
Things I Like Here.
So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them
- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly
- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them
- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere
- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey
- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs
- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”
- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again
- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute
- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before
- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free
- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great
- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”
- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress
- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug
- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five
- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there
- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor
- An SUV kicking up dirt across farmland
- The therapy llamas down the county road into work
- Swans!!
- Gus, the dog across the street that always lets me pet him.
- Brontë, the neighbour’s dog from the old neighbourhood. She always pees when she sees me
- The protestors above the bridge on my way home that carry a sign that says “STOP THE GENOCIDE” and “CEASEFIRE ON CHILDREN” on the opposite side. I honk at them, and they wave to me
- The cars lined down the street during county fair season
- Kids catching minnows with their bare hands at the lake
Things I Like Here.
So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them
- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly
- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them
- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere
- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey
- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs
- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”
- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again
- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute
- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before
- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free
- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great
- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”
- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress
- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug
- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five
- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there
- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor
Things I Like Here.
So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them
- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly
- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them
- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere
- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey
- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs
- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”
- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again
- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute
- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before
- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free
- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great
- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”
- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress
- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug
- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five
- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there
- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor
Discord teenager: I’m doing something that is Bad For My Health and complaining about it
Me: here’s a possible solution to that problem
Discord teenager: but I don’t want to!!!!!
Sometimes I think I’m a bad person, and then I remember that there’s a baby stingray very happy to see me whenever I walk by
I love babies/toddlers who are obviously so zooted the fuck out and have no idea where they are. Like me too dude
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever said to me
I’m just booping people as I see them on my timeline so if you get like 27 boops from me in a weird timespan that’s why,
A reminder that you can just make your own pride flags. Nobody can stop you. Do what you want
Don’t like the colours in a pride flag that you use for yourself? Go ham, change them. Have an identity that you’ve defined, but there’s no pride flag for it? Go wild, make one!!
Song game, 1!
NOT okay where tumblr mobile puts the damn inbox I did not find this for like a WEEK
1 - Song you like with a colour in the title
Colourblind by Panda Eyes (does this even count?? LMAO)
Raise The Black Flag by Teminite (haven’t listened to this one in a while?)
Bruno is Orange by Hop Along (and like two other people)
Pink by Deko and Yameii Online
Everything Black by Unlike Pluto and Mike Taylor
I hate it when people who don’t take a certain medication/don’t have the same disorder you do try and police how you describe how it feels when you don’t take your medication.
I take a heightened dose of a certain medication for depression. When I forget it even for a day, I notice it. My brain physically feels like jelly and every time I move my head too fast, it feels like I’m going to fall over. I’m aware of the physical space my eyes take up. It’s awful, and that’s just if I forget it in the morning- the rest of my day ends up like that.
I tried to explain it to my mom once, describing it as “I’m experiencing what feels like withdrawal symptoms from my meds because I forgot to take it this morning, it feels terrible lmao.” And then she told me that it couldn’t be that bad, that it wasn’t withdrawal, and that I shouldn’t talk about it that way (at least, that’s what it felt like she told me). Meanwhile I’m sitting there like, I’m sorry, are you taking my medication too? Are you diagnosed and being treated the exact same way I am? No? Then how can you tell what it feels like?
It’s so diminishing to me. I’m trying to talk about the struggle and I’m silenced by the whole “it can’t be that bad” sentence like??
Again, that’s how it felt. That’s probably not what she intended, but now I don’t feel like I can ever talk about it with her again