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Hello! I want to say that your works are amazing! I love the little details you include into the stories and how you make the original request even better then it was! I'm also here to request, if you dont mind! Can I request a male reader with vitiligo in his skin and hair with Philza, Techno & Tommy? It's a disease that creates bloches of your skin to lose pigment and color to appear lighter then your original skin color! Or hair color too in this case. You are welcome to ignore/delete this I'd you happen to be busy, and one last kudos to your work before I end up typing more then needed lol.

Thank you so much for the kind words and thank you even more for the patience. This isn't as long as i'd like it to be but I'm still getting back into the groove of writing, I hope you like it :}

Philza and Techno x Male Reader with Vitiligo (No pronouns mentioned)

Philza

-I feel like anything that makes you 'different' from the average person is the stuff he likes the most -If you're willing to see past the things that he hates about himself and call him pretty he's just at willing, maybe even more willing, to praise your differences -If anyone says otherwise he can and will beat them.

-The fact that you are two guys makes him even more defensive and protective of you

-He loves clothes that show off a bit of skin -Not hornie, he just likes being able to see the gorgeous markings on your skin if you're comfortable wearing that kind of clothes

-There's probably been times where he mistakes parts of the pattern on your skin as scars when taking just a quick glance at you. -He's seen the people in the DreamSMP and how their scars can look, he's scared that one day the same might happen to you.

-He has children, he probably knows how to do hair and uses that to appreciate your hair if it's not very easy to see the blotches of different color -If you want to dye your hair he'll be a little sad -But he'll make sure you know that your natural hair is nice, but if you're happy expressing yourself he's happy

-Makes sure you almost never feel insecure about your vitiligo -He will always be right there to comfort you if comments from other people or the voices in your hair become too much -So many compliments and praises about how handsome you are and how strong you are for being able to power through

-He loves the days where he can just lay in bed with you and just get a good, long, look at you -It doesn't matter how many times he's done it, he will always be infatuated with how gorgeous you are.

-If you're having trouble sleeping he is willing to stay awake until you fall asleep and softly trace the shapes across your body -He already doesn't usually fall asleep before you, no harm in helping your sleep in the process -And when the two of you wake up he kisses any/all spots of different color on your face

-Good vibes all around

Techno

-He could care less that you have vitiligo -It's not life threatening or contagious so he doesn't really mind it -But once you two get closer, ohoho, he just find everything about you amazing -Especially your cool skin and hair -But he will never admit this stuff

-You get to gently caress his skin when looking for and taking care of any injuries, it's only fair he gets to do the same -It's def just an excuse to get a closer look and all the little details on your skin. Vitiligo or not, he loves it.

-He refuses to spar with you in fear of bruising or hurting you -No matter how much you try to convince him that it's fine he will never try to spar you upon his own will -If he ever does hurt you he refuses to forgive himself for it and tries his best to make sure you don't get any permanent marks

-Unless it's his family he will severely harm anyone who dares to speak bad about you -If it is his family he'll give them a very stern talking to with axe in hand -But usually if this person treats you like you're below them, he will make sure they know that the two of you are high above them

-He doesn't like pda, but if he's feeling extra good or extra protective he will lace a hand with yours -He'll give you the suggestion of playing with his rings and only then will he continue with his plot to trace the shapes on your hand

-"Accidentally" stays up too late just to be able to look at you -He is just infatuated with you, every tiny thing makes him fall more and more in love

-It just gets cuter and cuter the closer you two get

Halloo! It's me again! Sorry if I've been requesting alot, just needed some fluff after a stressful day π_π May I request a Technoblade x reader oneshot where the reader is obsessed over dinosaurs? Like collecting bones and drawing them? It's ok if not I won't pressure you. Hope you have a good day and take care :D (And you are very poggers!)

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AAAAAAAA I FORGOT TO POST THIS IM SO SORRY 🎮-

Anyways I hope you’re doing better my dear, make sure to food and drink water :)

Technoblade With A Dinosaur Obsessed S/O

It’s not something he’s particularly interested in, but he has so much interest in mythology that he doesn’t really judge you. It’s something you find happiness in, so why should he?

But don’t worry, if anyone thinks it’s childish he’ll make sure they go extinct as well.

-ONESHOT-

  Standing up from his chair and stretching, he can’t help but this about his Y/N.  They’re usually what goes through his mind, but after a long amount of work it’s all that occupies brain. God what he’d do to cuddle them right now. He’s suddenly realizing how great teleportation is of a power.

  “Techno! Look what I found!”

  While he would usually get scared from such a loud volume, the voice comforts him. Said piglin turns around and smiles at his lover.

  “What is it dear?” “Look at these bones I found, they might be a fossil! Can I add this into my collection?” “You don’t need to ask me dear. You’re a grown adult, if you want to keep if you can keep it. Just make sure it doesn’t have any infections on it.”

  He pats them on the head and they smile at the affection. “Okay! Can you come help me?” He chuckles softly, “Of course.”

  The two lovers make their way to Y/N’s research lab to sanitize the possible fossil. When they enter, Techno examines the same room that he’s looked at thousands of times. The amazing drawings of dinosaurs, the fossils on display, all their equipment messily organized. He may have seen it thousands of times but he could never get bored of such an amazing room that always puts a smile on his s/o’s face.

  “I have some extra gloves on the corner of my desk, oh and could you bring that white box next to it?” Y/N calls from her examination area.

  Techno hums so they know he heard them. Goodness they were bit of a mess sometimes, but he loves them even more for it.

OK HOMIE i have been having shera brain rot so WHAT IF TECHNOBLADE WITH A S/O THAT ACTS LIKE ENTRAPTA you know.... very smart,wants to know everything, and can create anything they can think of

  Ok so I accidentally made this less of Y/N being the character you asked for and more of an Inventor! Reader because I got an idea for how to make this request into a series sdkshsajdsa-Anyways I did my best and I hope you enjoy ^^

~Techoblade With An Inventor! Reader~

  Wiping the sweat off your forehead you look around cautiously. It didn’t look like there were any mobs nearby, but you could never be too sure in the nether, especially with the very open bridge you made to get to your creation station.

  You were working on something Wilbur asked you to make, an automatic TNT system. You originally thought it would be extremely easy and quick money, but it turned out a lot harder when he gave you the description of what he wanted. A large amount of TNT that can only be triggered by one button and nothing else, and it ALL has to be triggered at the same time. Then, install it under L’manburg. But most importantly, make sure no one else knows about it. You wanted to question him but he very quickly walked away.

  But you decided to do it anyways. His citizenship may have been revoked by Schlatt, but he was still your friend! He doesn’t have any bad intentions and you know that. Even if he somehow did, he couldn’t use it. That would be breaking the law.

  To install something like this you would usually need Jschlatt’s permission, but you already knew that he would refuse to allow you to legally do that but you really needed the money or else he’d kick you out anyways. Even with the Blade on your side, the “president” of L’manburg would still kill you or throw you out with nothing to survive with.

  The mention of the Blade snaps you back to reality. He’s probably waiting for you. How long have you even been here?

  You look down at your skin and clothes. You need to hurry home and clean up fast. You couldn’t go on your date looking like this, especially because you’ll already be late.

  You decide to leave the explosives and the other material in the nether so they won’t slow you down and run down your bridge to the nether portal. Scanning your hand on a scanner you made to make sure no one can get to your portal or into your house, you check the time.

  11:46. You had been caught up in your work for 5 and a half hours and are running 6 minutes late from the agreed time. And because he was always super early to your dates, he's been waiting for a very long time.

  I have to install an accurate clock in the nether sometime soon.

  No, that’s not what I should be thinking about. Get ready. Then you can make a clock after. Techno comes first.

  You clean off as efficiently and quickly as possible and change, grab your bag, and run out L’manburg to meet up with Technoblade.

  Eventually you see an annoyed Technoblade in the distance, sitting on a red and white striped blanket with two picnic baskets and his infamous Orphan Obliterater laying on his lap.

  “Techno!” You breathe out, tired from all the running.

  He looks up in your direction, his face slightly brightening when he sees you.

  Technoblade moves his sword to the side and runs over to you to make sure you don’t pass out on him. “So..... Sorry... I got caug...ht.... Up in something.....” You somehow wheeze out.

  "You don't need to explain, now come on, you'll pass out if you keep using this much of your energy." He says, audibly slightly upset about how late you were, but mostly concerned. Taking your hand, he carefully walks you to the blanket.

  After a bit of silence, Techno speaks up. "So, what were you working on?"

  His question sent you into an internal panic. Techno trusted Wilbur, they were brothers after all, but even he wouldn't trust Wilbur enough to make a TNT contraption without any questions like you did. What if he thinks you'll do anything for money? His trust issues would never allow that. You knew that you wouldn't do ANYTHING for money, you loved him! But he probably won't see it like that. Either way, you had to tell him............

        Or....

       You could lie.

  "You know how Jschlatt taxes Niki way more than he should? I wanted to make something to make Niki's bakery work easier to take at least a little bit of the stress off her back." It wasn't a complete lie, you did want to make something for her, but it wasn't what you were working on and wouldn't take this much time.

  "Oh, how kind of you." He smiles. Thank god he bought it.

  "Thank you Techno....." You huff, still trying to regain your composure.

  The two of you eat your food, just enjoying each other's company, and occasionally making comfortable small talk.

      After finishing the food, the two of you say your goodbyes."Oh and uh.... Sorry about being so late. I got lost in thinking of ideas on how to help Niki....." You mumble out. "It's fine, you were only 10 minutes late. It's my fault for getting here an hour before the scheduled time."

  After a bit of arguing over who's more sorry you two actually say goodbye and go your separate ways. You head back to the now horrid L'manburg.

  "Where's the money Niki." "I don't have i-" "You've had plenty of time to pay your taxes Niki. I'll give you one more day, but then you'll have to rely on Wilbur to keep you alive."

  You had grown used to hearing this conversation between the scared but kind voice of Niki and the harsh and violent voice of Mr. 'President'. It always made you want to give up on all the hard work you've done for L'manburg and burn it all down in flames, but you knew that would hurt everyone else and would only help your pride.

  However, those words were new. Niki was always able to pay her taxes on time. It was a huge stress on her, but she always did it.

  'It'll be fine. Maybe if I finish Wilbur's project earlier than I expected I can get the money and help Niki out if she's really struggling that much.' You smile at the thought...

  OOPSIES I WENT REALLY OFF TOPIC BUT IDEAS ARE BLOSSOMING AND THEY'RE ALL NOT REALLY WHAT YOU REQUESTED, AND SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG :-: PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE WHAT YOU ACTUALLY REQUESTED

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(A/N- I don't watch a lot of the non-lore streams so please let me know if anyone here has said that they're uncomfortable with their character in fanfiction, especially the minors, and please specify if they've said that they're uncomfy with platonic stuff too.)

Captain Puffy

-With A Chubby S/O (Inspired by @ milqueandsugar)

Eret

Fundy

-Biting His S/O

Karl

Niki

Philza

-With A Steampunk S/O (Multiple)

-With An S/O With Vitiligo (Multiple)

Technoblade

-With A Steampunk S/O (Multiple)

-With An S/O With No Concept Of Personal Space

-With A Red Panda Hybrid! S/O

-With A Fox Hybrid! S/O (but without the physical characteristics)

- With A Dinosaur Obsessed S/O

-With An S/O With Vitiligo (Multiple)

Series:

Techno x Inventor! Reader Pt. 1

Golden Child | SBI Reader Pt. 1

Hello! May I have some technoblade and s/o who is a fox hybrid but doesn’t have the visible defining traits of one? Like no fluffy tail or ears but has super sensitive hearing and can get easily frightened by thunder and loud bangs? No pressure of course thank you so much!

  Mmmmmmmmmm, thank you for the request! Many Techno simps in this blog household. Sorry it’s pretty short, the other requests sitting in my inbox I still have to think about how to write and I wanted to get something else out for you guys ^^

Technoblade With A Fox Hybrid S/O (but without the physical traits)

  All of the hybrids he knows have some sort of physical trait that show that they’re a hybrid, so he was very confused to learn you weren’t just a human.

  But alas, he didn’t judge you, but used to forget that you were also a hybrid every once in a while.

  He likes climbing trees with you. Not only are trees good lookout spots for any possible mobs or Dream, it can also be a romantic date night if the two of you just want to watch the sun descend.

  He tries to not bring you to his battles or any other place that could be really loud so you can be comfortable. He obviously can’t protect you from every noise that will make you scared but he tries his best and feels so guilty when he can’t, especially in his house. He wants you to see it as a safe place but he can’t do much about it when it’s thundering.

  But if you insist enough he’ll bring you with him to the nether with him to help him out a bit. But he always ends up going home earlier when ever you’re with him.

  If you laugh like a fox he’s slightly concerned when he first hears you laugh, especially if you don’t laugh very often, but he grows to adore hearing your laugh.

Ello! Do you take requests? If yes, can I ask for a Technoblade with an S/O that is a red panda hybrid? It's ok if not! Thank you and have a wonderful day ,,^^,,!

  Don’t be afraid to send in requests my dear anons (and non-anons) I love having prompts to write for! I love red pandas so much, they’re so adorable,,,,, I don’t know how accurate this is because while I do in fact do research on stuff like this I read a whole Wikipedia article on red pandas and I don’t like reading stuff that isn’t fanfics. Anyways, hope you enjoy it!

    Technoblade With A Red Panda Hybrid S/O

  I’m gonna be completely honest

  His eyes are instantly attracted to your hybrid features.

  When he first sees you the best he’ll do is spare you a glance, so if he sees your tail he thinks you’re some kind of raccoon. If he sees your ears, he thinks you're a fox, like Fundy.

  He’s very confused when he sees both of them though

  Red pandas don’t exactly live in cold climates and aren’t creatures that steal food so he hasn’t really seen one before.

  He doesn’t like saying it to your face, but he loves how bushy your tail is. He loves touching it or even just having it graze against his skin. He also enjoys your ears but they aren’t as big and cuddlable as your tail so he has his favorite part of you being a hybrid.

  You have the sleeping patterns of a red panda (aka being nocturnal)? As long as you don’t go out and try to fight random things while he’s asleep and unable to fight you, he’s pretty okay with it. He’ll try to change your sleeping schedule so you can hang out more but if that doesn’t work he become nocturnal with you.

  He’s fine with you possibly being territorial, he’s insanely protective over Phil and Ranboo so he understands wanting to protect something really bad. But if he’s the thing you get territorial over? Oh, he will swoon without even realizing it. He’s okay with it but does make sure you don’t get agro at Phil and Ranboo.

  If you use the same defense mechanisms as Red Pandas he will find it absolutely adorable. Sometimes he forgets that you hide in trees while hunting if you get scared and he, in turn, gets scared and has to look for you.

  The first time he sees you try to make yourself look larger to intimidate Dream someone he deadass laughs. He does eventually grab you and drag you away from him before you get yourself killed, but he still makes fun of you for it whenever you get too cocky.

  If you inherited the quietness and communication of red pandas he’s a bit confused but won’t judge you for how you’re used to communicating.

  My mans has ADHD, you'll distract him at LEAST once a day.

  But as long as you aren’t doing it on purpose he’s okay with you triggering his ADHD sometimes.

  Poor Dadza was very confused when he came home to find you two whistling and making other communication noises at each other ;-;  

  He’s aware that Red Pandas are endangered animals so he uses that as his excuse as to why he tries so hard to protect you. It’s half true, he does care about animals, but he also doesn’t want to admit that he’s scared of losing you and anything that could bring him happy memories of you.

Techno with an S/O that has no concept of personal space and is like, always super close to him without realizing it

  Honestly relatable lmao. The only thing stopping me from this is only having cosplay friends that I am only actually near when cosplaying, currently only cosplaying people with wings and/or fragile armor, and Covid. Anyways, enjoy!

  (Btw, holy heck my last post got a lot of attention for my first actual post. Thank you sm ^^)

~Technoblade With An S/O Who’s Bad At Giving Personal Space~

   If you’re someone who does this when you met (or even before you officially met) he’s pretty weirded out and thinking about what you could possibly be planning, even if you don’t even realize that he’s there. He might get prepared to fight you about 5 times before he figures out that it’s just something you do (for whatever reason)

  If you only do it when you get to know him he’ll be concerned about what your intentions are with becoming friends with him. He’ll eventually ask you suspiciously about why you always get super close to him and won’t completely believe you when you tell him why, but tries to believe you the best he can.

   If you wear (a) gold ring(s) and/or (a) gold bracelet(s), he lowkey enjoys it though. Even before he started gaining feelings.

  He likes his personal space sometimes so he doesn’t get annoyed by it every so often, but there are also many times where he’s happy that you stay right next to him instead of slipping, getting lost, or something of that sort that could happen if you weren’t such a magnet.

   It 100% makes him look less scary to a lot of people, but does he care? No, absolutely not. But he’ll still leave you with Phil a lot since he doesn’t want you to get hurt. (Poor Phil has to deal with almost no privacy during those times but he has three children, he can deal.)

  Overall he does enjoy having you basically on him 24/7.

  But if he sees you close to someone other than himself, Phil, and sometimes Ranboo? You bet he’s upset as hell. If any form of government or Dream tries to use your ability to be magnetic to people without even realizing it he will give in to the voices and be even more protective over you.

 At one point he heard one of the voices suggesting handcuffing you to him so you can’t magnetize to someone else, but he wants you to feel comfortable and not like he’s an obsessed monster so he bans banishes ignores that voice.

Hiiiiiiii! Can I get some headcannons of Technoblade, Phil, and Ranboo with an S/O (preferably she/her) that dresses with a steampunk aesthetic and her house is all steampunk too?

 Omg, I love the Steampunk aesthetic so much, if I was able to buy stuff to look like that I absolutely would :0 Anyways, enjoy!

(I assume that you mean an S/O for only Techno and Philza and a platonic friend for Rabnoo :>)

~~Technoblade, Philza, and Ranboo with a S/O that dresses in Steampunk~~

Warnings: Mentions of suffocation.

Technoblade

  He doesn't often admit it, but he loves the way you dress.

  It looks like his outfit, but more stylish (he'll never admit that part)

  He might try to wear steampunk to match you, but finds it to be too uncomfortable for him and slows him down a bit too much so he just leaves the beauty of steampunk to you.

  And if you're able to fight while wearing that kind of clothes? He has so much more respect for you (and confusion on how you do it.)

  Other than that he doesn't really care much about it. When he sees your house for the first time he isn't exactly shocked by the way it looks since it does perfectly match your aesthetic, but he just didn't expect your aesthetic to reach your house (to this extent, at least.)

  He isn't very good at showing his love, but he sometimes tries in the form of gifts! He often makes accessories for you that you could wear to match your outfits (He eventually gives you so many that you can wear at least two in each different outfit, but you still appreciate it.)

  Corset Techno is a big headcanon of mine, so he totally knows how to help tighten and loosen your corset for you if you need help.

  He trusts you to take care of yourself so he doesn't bring stuff around with him in case something goes wrong, but he also has been wearing a corset long enough to tell when you haven't eaten or drank enough, or just straight up can't breathe.

  But hoh boy if anyone tries to take advantage of any part of your clothes (specifically your corset) he will become even MORE protective and will be actually concerned about the way you dress.

  But he just wants you to be safe, he doesn’t want to lose you to anyone.

Philza

  He doesn't really notice at first?

  The first thing that he ever saw you in looked similar to Techno's clothes, so he saw nothing different about it.

  But when you got more comfortable around him and started wearing more obviously steampunk clothes and accessories, he became more interested in it.

  He does appreciate his ability to fly, so he doesn't go full steampunk with you, maybe just stealing wearing one or two of your accessories every once in a while. And if you have cool weapons? He'll totally use them (with a bit of tweaking from Techno to make them more effective.)

  And if you let him help redesign your house? Oml not only will it be a gorgeous aesthetic, but also be just gorgeous in general.

  Also, he taught Techno how to use a corset so I don't doubt he can help you with yours if it's giving you trouble.

  He has so much respect for you and Techno for being able to wear those things in battle.

  He's still Dadza though and is still very concerned about if your corset is hurting you in any way. He is always ready to give you food and water if you forgot to have any which would affect how the corset feels. He is also ready to help you take it off too (but not in a sus way, just a concerned way.)

Ranboo

  Oh my God,,,,,  Steampunk aesthetic + aj Enderman????

  Yes, please.

  He will try to dress up with you but he honestly can't find the motivation to put on so many clothes and get through the heat of it every day so he just sticks to his suit.

  But he will still completely support you

  You need materials to make new clothes/accessories? He's gotcha.

  Need help making your clothes? He'll try his best!

  Need material to make your house look even cooler? He will get some for you and try to not misplace it!

  Oh, you only need help with tightening your corset? He's very worried about stopping your airflow, breaking a rib, or some other thing that can go wrong, but he'll help tighten it a bit!

  On the topic of tight corsets, he will also always check to make sure that your corset is never too tight. He'll make sure to always have anything needed for it you just try to push through having a corset that's too tight and wrote down what to do in case of that situation in his memory book.

  Sweet, sweet boy.

If you can’t tell I like talking about corsets, they’re really pretty.