Tf2 Engineer - Blog Posts

do all engie mains hear sentry beeps when they try to go to sleep or am i just going insane

lesbian engiespy because there’s never enough of it

Hdhdhd I love these bitches SO MUCH

this fucking idea came to me in a dream I shit you not how hasn’t anyone done this yet gfhefey

God, I wish engi hampters were real....

Which do you prefer?

Guys check out my polls on red vs blue which ever one wins i'll probably draw them all together in one big group Links below:

Red vs Blue

Red vs Blue

inktober day 3 — boots

ye you can tell i had no idea what to do for this one lol

this is a drawing of a character like 5 people on earth know about and 5 less who would be interested in this sorta au involving her

BUT I DONT CARE plays fight song by rachel platten

Do whatever you want with this

Some tf2 art style practice from over on Twitter, Im really happy with these

Doodles from today!! I’m finding that my work is best when I focus heavily on the storytelling details lol.

This is also on the same page. This is spy btw. EDIT: i originally tagged this with scout/spy I DIDNT MEAN THAT i hate being dyslexic anyway just wanted to clarify

i have found beauty in such creatures

Away in a Mannger

This is my entry for the TF2 72 hour jam! i thought that making a tf2 nativity scene would be funny lmao. this is also my first SFM artwork :}c

TEEN FORTRESS!!

I had the idea of designing what each merc looked like at 18, so heres my take on it! this was such a fun project, im thinking of making a comic based off of it...

tftober day 1: main!

some engineer tf2 gifs i made .. from the sfm "engineer's new inventions"

more under cut ... smoiles

+ my maskless spy design Heheheh Hohoho i need her dead

southern hospitality

engineer gaming

edit: please heed trigger warnings! this is quite negative at parts, so don’t read if you’re in a bad headspace or feeling down. sorry!! (disclaimer mostly stolen from tumblr user @llshoefacedll thank u)

aha!! character analysis babey!!!

gmod_ragdoll_sound.mp3

Fanart I drew of all the Team Fortress 2 classes dying in a glue trap

So, um, i did a funny background for my laptop some time ago. Aaaand many people in another social network loved it. Sooooooo, i decided to post it here. Hope ya like it too :D

Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town

I’m not the best at 3D shading…I really gave it my all

and guess what, never again :’D

edit: here’s how it looked like in the beginning!

Im writing a rlly messy one-shot and wrote this, thought it was cute as i love engie and Scout bonding and wanted to share it separately and get your thoughts on it...

Its a mess rn so it start abrupt and ends abrupt, sorry!!

The part where scout hugs his knees is supposed to be a flashback and in italics but tumblr is werid is glitches when I do it, so just pretend it's in italics

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No one really talked to him either. Only time he recalled was that moment with Medic and the team's debriefings for the match that day. He was mostly alone for the first year or two, leaving him in his room most days, struggling to distract himself with the painful silence and nobody to rant too.

He had started drawing again to help with his boredom. It had helped for a few weeks, before he ran out of things in his room to draw. He was too nervous to even go out into the living area during that period.

Then he had pulled out his small record player and vinyls, playing his favorite Tom Jones albums at a fairly low volume and humming the tunes, but the walls were thin, meaning he could only play it during the day.

His one escape was jogging outside the base early morning, doing circles. But even he could tell he was getting deathly bored, he needed noise, something to watch, something to do. So he finally got the courage to watch television with Engineer when he came back from his morning laps.

He would make sure to sit as far away from Engie as he could. The Texan would sit on the plaid green couch, coffee mug in hand, watching western films that he never really paid attention to.

After about a week of doing that, the Engineer had finally said something.

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Scout hugged his knees, chin resting on top of them. He didn't have motivation to draw or go for another lap, leaving him sitting here idly watching what the man had on the television. It was some cowboy film that frankly was boring as hell, but hardhat had laughed at the film's jokes and seemed heavily interested. So he stayed.

“You know. You can sit on the couch too, right?”

Scout jumped, turning to Engineer. Confusion taking over his features.

“What?”

Engineer nodded his head at the open cushion next to him. “You don't need to always sit in the recliner, kid,” He said. Tone neutral. “I don't mind.”

Scout blinked at him. He bit his lip, unsure if he even should consider it. His thought was cut off by Engineer patting the cushion next to him, offer clear.

Scout reluctantly got up and headed over the couch, Engineer scooted over as carefully sat down, clenching his dog tags tightly.

Engineer leaned forward and put his coffee mug on the small wooden coffee table, leaning back into the couch. Elbow resting on the back of the couch. “Do you know what this film is about?”

Scout shook his head, moving on from his dog tags to the wrap around his hand, picking at the part that held it together.

Engienner pointed to the TV, specifically at the guy on screen. “That's Frank Harris, a hotel clerk who dreams of making’ a fortune in cattle farming,”

Scout watched in awe as the Texan kept explaining the plot, pointing out every little detail. Every camera shot. Everything.

Scout chuckled to himself. “You've seen this movie a ton then, huh?”

Engineer scratched his stubble. “Nah, just watch movies a lot.” he said, seemingly truthfully. Watching the television intently.

The rest of that morning before the match, Engineer and him had talked about movies they've seen, ones Scout loved and ones Engineer had just remembered the plots of

How to Seduce the TF2 Mercs

Scout

Pay attention to him. Give him genuine compliments and honest feedback. He wants to feel loved and like he's worth someone's time.

Kisses and physical affection. Mans thinks about the time you put your hand on his shoulder for weeks.

Just say you love him, man. He's been overlooked his whole life.

Soldier

Take him seriously- don't belittle him or make jokes about how he views the world. He knows he's a little crazy but he is genuinely trying his best to make the world a better place.

Defend him!!! If someone shit talks him, punch that motherfucker in the jaw!!

Honest discussions with you asking a lot of questions, take the time to get to know him and you'll have a defender for the rest of your life.

Pyro

Much like with Soldier, defend them and take the time to get to know them.

Gifts, gifts, gifts!!! Give them gifts!

Be a little flirty ;> don't baby them! Treat them like the adult they are!

Demoman

Bro just ask to fuck. He'll probably say yes.

He loves a bold mf that knows how to take what they want. Come on to him, buy him a drink, and ask if he's got any company for the night.

If you're going for something a little more long term, just remove the sleeping aspect. Just say you're interested in getting to know him you'll most likely get a date and see how things go.

Engineer

He's a sucker for practical use gifts (i.e. mechanical oil, a new wrench, etc) or sentimental gifts (photograph of you two, love letters)

Call him handsome! Call him pretty and a gentleman! Appeal to that cowboy energy and treat him all respectful like and you'll definitely catch his interest.

If you're not the type to do all that song and dance, go the opposite route. Stump him with a logistic problem and tease him about it. He'll nonstop think about you for months and bitch about you to his sentries.

Heavy

Mikhail likes hotheads and determined people, someone who's not afraid to fight if the situation comes to it.

Ask him about general things and slowburn that mf about nice conversations until you two can talk about personal things.

Ask him to help you clean your guns! Ask him weaponry questions about what would suit you better in the field!

Medic

GET THIS MAN SOME ORGANS. GET HIM SOME FUNDING!!!! get him a lil lovebirddddd

Take the time to get to know his birds and if the birds like you, Medic automatically likes you more.

Take an interest in his medical discoveries and his life! He's a prime yapper and wants to t a l k. That's why he never shuts up when doing surgery.

Spy

Romance him traditionally, to be honest. Keep it classy and court him like the romantic he is. Roses placed in his locker, prime dinners delivered to his door, BE A ROMANTIC ABOUT IT.

If you can't dance, ask him to teach you "for a mission" (He will know that you're the one behind all the flirtatious gestures bc he's SPY)

Butter up that man like he's a piece of toast. Handsome young man who captured your heart and holds it hostage. Classy gentleman that could get away with world domination with gorgeous eyes like that.

Sniper

Don't come on too strong, he's a bristly one. Be calm and casual. Hit him with that friends to lovers.

He's more of a tough nut to crack and insecure of if you actually like him, so be sure to flood his mind with ambiguous hints when you think you see signs of him showing interest in you.

To really seal yourself in his heart, spend a lot of quality time with him! Go camping, hunting, fishing, driving, anything that gets the both of you alone and quiet.

The gossip that's gonna come from this-

request!

Comic? sort of. It's chaos. Just. Pure Chaos

This is probably the dumbest comic Ive made

Live Scout reaction

i’ve never asked a question before on tumblr, but I am absolutely in love with your headcannons! So I decided to ask one:

Why did the mercenaries choose to become hired killers instead of getting a normal job?

Scout: he was desperate for money so he could support his Ma

Soldier: he kept being denied joining the army and becoming a solider, so he turned to the only company that would make him feel like one

Pyro: it was this or go back to some very dark places, but at least here they have a group of friends and not people treating them like a freak

Demoman: demolition work runs in the family but he found regular demolition to be too boring, Mann Co. allows him to make and test his own bombs

Heavy: similar to Scout, he wanted to make money to support his family but knew boxing wasn't going to cut it in the long run

Engineer: his family has always had close ties with Mann Co. and so it was more expected of him to follow that path

Medic: mercenary work for Mann Co. was the only place willing to allow him to perform his experiments, plain and simple

Sniper: there's a lot of sick people out there in the world, and he only needs one bullet per person to take them all out

Spy: this type of work is all he's ever known