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the world’s general intolerance for Mulder is either a devastating plot point or comedy gold

me standing over a dead body with a bloody knife in my hand: look i know this looks very…uh…(absently snaps fingers three times) oh what’s the word….(”bad?”) no, not bad…i mean, yes bad, obviously, but…uh…it’s like “convicting” but it’s not? you know? well anyway..ugh this is gonna be bothering me all day until i think of it..

Crucifix Pocket Knife Necklace from contrary

mulder bullies a child, part 1

Oh you're mad at me for yelling a naughty word really loudly in a public dollar store? Well what If I killed someone? You'd be pretty at me if I did that too right? But I didn't and you're mad at me anyway just for yelling something naughty and I didn't kill anyone and I get the same treatment? Seems like a double standard and an over reaction

im going to be real i am pretty fucking surprised!

I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf